Corrupt a wish! Credit to people who did this before me!

[memichoo]

Granted, but your drawing will never turn out like you envisioned.

I wish I could travel back in time to experience what it was actually like.

[rat pack]

Granted, but you are stuck in one day that repeats itself for all of eternity, and cannot travel back to the present.


I wish to be immortal.

[Demon God Caelan]

Granted, but you have to live as a hermit until you die

I wish people on the GTS in Pokemon weren't complete idiots

[Cachinnate]

Granted. But you're the idiot so everyone else doesn't seem so dumb.

I wish I had more video games.

[Kagouti]

Granted, but you don't have the correct PC or console to play them on

I wish I was more motivated to do things

[Zeddlez]

Granted but you’re only motivated to steal lawn mowers

I wish my cat would let me sleep in peace

[Cachinnate]

Granted, but your cat takes a crap on your bed every night.

Those really thick plastic anti theft packages? The ones you can barely open? I wish they would go away.

[Crassula]

granted , but they're replaced by ones that inject you with venom if it decides you're trying to steal it . we haven't exactly perfected the technology yet though ...

i wish i had a milkshake right now

[jellybutter]

granted, but it's flavorless.

i wish i didnt have to go to school

[Zeddlez]

Granted, but the next day school is twice as long.

I wish I could speak a foreign language fluently