Corrupt a wish! Credit to people who did this before me!

[Yuroshi]

Granted, but all of your wishes may only be the same as your first. Namely, unlimited wishes for more wishes, but nothing else.

I wish to be a cat.

[Yorkipoo Hudson]

Granted but you will turn into a cat and then shortly you will turn into a horse that is bigger than your house

I wish to get another dog

[puppiiteef]

Granted- But theyre allergic to you

I wish I had a dog

[canisrufus]

Granted, but the dog will rebel agaisnt you and run off with any and all remaining pets you have

I wish my hedgehog wouldn't hate me

[memichoo]

Granted, but it'll be so clingy you'll have to take it everywhere. e v e r y w h e r e

I wish I could see without glasses/contacts

[Stumpy.]

Granted, but you have to wear a monocle.

I wish that the news warriors book was out and my otp would be there

[dvnc]

Granted, but your other favorites will die.

I wish I could always have a pair of headphones with me.

[Zeddlez]

Granted, but they are always tangled every time you look away from them.

I wish I was able to play E’s and G’s better on the flute

[Stumpy.]

Granted, but it becomes the only thing you can do right.

I wish I had a shiny cyndaquil

[Ja983]

Granted, but it breaks after you look at it for 10 seconds

I wish I knew what to draw rn