What Should Your Next Post Be? - v.1

[Grayson.]

(leading u on a secluded path thru the woods) yeah i guess you could say i accuse me of betraying everything good in the world

[WarriorRazorclaw]

im sweating. im glistening. im laying on the floor ready to draw liberalism

[mcr]

dear diary....today i am going to buy bruno mars

[rabidlynxeon]

i think its wrong to run away from bones.

[vibrancy]

people always used to tell me that i set goals that would be too hard for me to achieve. however i have finally found my true calling: destroy algae

[Pallastronomy]

for just 5 easy payments of 9.99 you can roll across the plains and spread the good word about algae

[Grayson.]

yeah sure we have bath bombs that sparkle. bath bombs that change color. we even have ones that have surprises inside. but when will they make a bath bomb that can cry over anything with more than 4 legs

[BiscuitTheDog]

it is not polite to engage in heated debate with wolves

[.Cas.]

welcome to the potion store. this potion makes you set fire to popular sitcom 'friends'

[Sunniedew]

im going to write a modern version of romeo and juliet where they both emulate reddit?