1000 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF WALMART

[PinkAngel]

5538

Get on your hands and knees with a horse mask on and follow around young children while refusing to interact with adults.

[useless witch]

5539

Be me tbh

[Cheeri0s]

5540 - Start a Mario Kart styled race with the RC cars in the toy section

[Slawth]

5541- releasing a peeved donkey into the store

[Buttermoo]

5542
place dry ice behind you and begin screaming loudly. Place one of those finger lights in your mouth and be careful not to swallow before turning it on. Start muttering in some weird language, and make sure you look as deranged and unhinged as possibly.
In normal language, scream 'they're here!' remove the fingerlight subtly from your mouth, and make sure to have a large audience. Do weird things afterwards, like getting paint to make splatters on theground, a summoning circle, and some things in a weird language that doesn't exist. Occasionally continue looking possesed

[Pig3]

Walk in and slowly climb on top of the carts until you’re at the end and push them out at people

Climb on top of a shelf and hide there with water guns filled with salt water and spray it at people and scream the demons are here and go in a rampage

Take the whole stock of something and move it all the way to the wrong section, repeat until two sections are completely switched

Open up random things and put them back after taking a bite or using it, then try to buy the stuff you ate before saying you got hungry then leaving the stuff there for others

Bring in a Potateo and eat it then stuff it at random security cameras and say Potateos are life, and take potatoes from the store and throw them at employees and children

>:)

[meriamelie]

5544

open every single carton of milk and pour it on the ground to flood the whole store

[cutthroatEntropy]

5545

dress up as a cat, go to the beach toy isle and place as many pool noodles as you can into one pile. sit next to the pile and maintain eye contact with each passer by. when people or employees try taking from the pile or get too close hiss at them and scuttle away on all fours.
if the pile does get taken from you climb into the shelves and knock small things onto peoples heads while giggling in a high pitch.
sneak up behind people and hit them softly then run away on all fours.

[Cheeri0s]

5546 - Grab the stuffed animals and hide them in corners staring directly at any security cameras nearby like some sort of horror movie

[DanYourMan]

5547 - Eat the batteries straight out of the packaging. Then start dancing around like the Energizer Bunny with an imaginary bass drum on your front (or a real one if you have access).