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[fuzzcat7568]

*secret* he's actually not, the government has gotten to y'all who think he's famous

Why is lemonade yellow?

[SadCalico]

a lion peed in a cup and sold it as lemonade

Why is poop brown?

[skunksmell]

It tastes like chocolate.

Are birds evil?

[b.umblebee]

not since the incident

whats up with that?

[Hyena_TheShyVampire]

Because the answer shall be because

Why are dragons birds?

[skunksmell]

Because birds are dragons.

Can water cry?

[Seali]

yes, and when it does each molecule loses a hydrogen atom

why do my hands get cold when i make a snowball?

[skunksmell]

Some rare species of snowball are covered with shiveri poison. If you have a reaction perhaps, shivering, contact your local physician immediately.

Why do Onions make me cry?

[fuzzcat7568]

Because they remind you of that existential crisis you had last week.

Why is the Earth round?

[math_gnome]

So that cats can't push everything off

Why can't ostriches fly?