corrupt a wish v.2

[in reverie]

granted, but you only have one leg. it is centered on your body below your four arms (you kind of look like a starfish) and you get around via hopping

i wish i didn't have so many cavities

[CaptainAltenor]

Granted, all of your teeth fall out. Can't have any if you haven't got teeth, am I right?

I wish that I was cast as the main character of some musical.

[JaxtheAxe]

Granted but the musical is terribly written and makes almost no money.

I wish Fire Emblem Three Houses had a multiplayer mode like other Fire Emblem games do.

[Demon God Caelan]

Granted, but multiplayer mode makes the game impossible to complete

I wish I could get some sleep at the right time of day, it's 2AM and I can't fall asleep

[Omiyage]

You fall asleep perfectly now, at the drop of a hat.
Unfortunately you cannot wake up when you want to now.

I wish I had perfect pitch in music.

[frogstomp]

granted, but now that youve gotten so good at having pitch everyone else stops trying and now nobody cares about music anymore

i wish i could meet my favorite band

[aflowerfriend]

granted, but since you didn't have a VIP ticket, your favorite band didn't plan on meeting you, so now it's an awkward obligation since you're there and all...

i wish i could write fiction seamlessly!

[Khuzdul]

Granted, but you can't read your own writing :^( Now you can't enjoy your own story.. Hopefully everything is spelled right >>

I wish I could play any instrument flawlessly

[coffee.berry]

granted but nobody can see/hear you play it, only you

i wish i could paint well

[woahelle]

granted, but you’re only good at using a paint roller

i wish i had a fun friend group