corrupt a wish v.2

[empanada]

granted, but you immediately forget all that you read as soon as you close the book

I wish I could have healing abilities

[Aerospiders]

Granted! But you can only heal dying plants, and when you do heal them it takes a super long time.

I wish I could meet my favorite fictional characters

[JaxtheAxe]

Granted, but they all unanimously think you're a nerd and refuse to hang out with you again.

I wish I could meet my celebrity crush. Not for any reason other than meet her.

[Hawk WillowWatcher]

Granted, but their friend beats you up

I wish I could wear headphones in class

[pisto pesto pasta]

granted, but some dude always proceeds to take your favourite seat and u cant do nun about it

I wish I had some cool clothes

[idkpiza]

Granted, but they start to disintegrate after only 3 wears

I wish I had a bakery within walking distance to my house

[mooney]

granted, but they are only open between 10am and 10:30am on tuesdays

i wish spiders did not exist

[Aemond]

>:( Granted, but now you have ants the size of horses.
I wish money grew on trees.

[CaptainAltenor]

Granted. However, it only grows part of a bill, so you'll never be able to use it.

I wish that I could get my dream role in any performance I participate in.

[Demon God Caelan]

Granted, but you always get upstaged by the other performers

I wish mosquitos were extinct
Edit: I can live with that