Useless Superpowers |V.1|

[Rice Bear]

you can talk to birds, but you can only say profanity to them

[LynxFoox]

You can make grass taste like popcorn

[Zorion]

you can freeze time, but only for yourself

[Ebony Stardust]

You know everything about a person just by looking at them... but only if they're someone you'll never see again

[Glitter_Goatman]

You can see in the dark, but only if there's a light switch within your reach