What Should Your Next Post Be? - v.1

[Getchoo]

god i love the sweet taste of POISON. i love to POISON myself and try to cheer up by thinking about 20 eagles

[DisneyLuv]

do you think shrek would savor the rapturous caress of a swarm of fast-moving grubs?

[barkspawn]

it is dangerous to eat furries

[catmaid]

people always used to tell me that i set goals that would be too hard for me to achieve. however i have finally found my true calling: support corn

[mitts]

it's finally time. i have completed my collection of 18000 small plastic shrimp and now i can work on my new book about late capitalism

[FeralThing]

there is no ethical consumption when you fight and win against furries
a quick second one:(and my personal fav: im gay for anyone who can release death)

[GrimmKitty]

this is a warning: do not prevent the dark sludge pit

[K#%!]

i had a nightmare about this guy who wanted to buy skin

[DisneyLuv]

cries bc i cry over misery

[Seall]

im not like those other guys. i write an article about my aesthetic