Corrupt a wish! Credit to people who did this before me!

[offline.]

Granted, but he's too overpowering.

I wish the guy I like was my ideal boyfriend.

[Kelpie Queen]

Ask him out.

[Emacodo]

Ask him out.

I don't think this follows the game rules.

[Pinkypuma18]

Granted, but the sun explodes.
(Yeah that has nothing to do with the wish)

I wish that Andrew Hussie and Alex Hirsch would make a show/webcomic together.
(That would end the world.)

[snugglebunnyk]

They do, but only have two episodes and get in a fight with each other and the episodes are removed from the internet and they both die. (sorry, very tragic, I know)

I wish I wasn't so awkward around people.

[offline.]

Granted, but everyone hates you.

I wish that I didn't have to move.

[Pinkypuma18]

Granted, but the world ends.

I wish I could play Sburb.
(I already know the corruption)

[gone,]

You can, but only for 2 seconds a day

I wish that i can sleep longer and play CS at the same time

[anchorsed]

Definitely, but your CS account would get banned :3

I wish I could have a real unicorn (lol)

[k a w a i i]

Granted, but your unicorn ate all of your skittles.

I wish that I could have a pet fox.