Useless Superpowers |V.1|

[Saiun]

You can read people's thoughts, but only if they are thinking in legalese.

[woe is me]

The power to turn into a fish, but only in a desert.

[midniqht]

the ability to cough up a cottonball and orange peel at will

[Arya22]

Your power is to create a storm of sparkle! But they are so small you need a microscope to see them.

[Mimifan101]

Your power is the ability to make your eyes SUPER BIG... but nothing else other than that :] BUT!!!! You also are more weak to light since your eyes are absorbing more light due to their size now.

[Benjaninja]

You blink two times less than the average person.

[luca balsa]

Congrats, you can now disguise yourself as a human-sized banana at any given time!

[fiirstcrush]

you can talk to bugs! too bad they dont talk back or listen to you

[Doggos_on_Mars]

You have the ability to make every person on earth think they heard the word spoon once randomly in their lifetime.

[bluebudgie]

You can eat cereal 3 times faster then the average person.