Useless Superpowers |V.1|

[citricacid]

you have the power to make anything blue-colored hover exactly 1/2 a centimeter off the ground

[Doggos_on_Mars]

You have the ability to spell any 3 letter word in the English language correctly

[SunnyJustice]

You have the power to look at a piano and cause it to play. However, you can only play one note.

[Kichikoichi]

You have the power to make anyone do anything you say....
For a second and a half. And five quarters...0000

[Faker]

You have the power to make anything you pray possible... but you are an atheist.

[Doggos_on_Mars]

You have the ability to forget the word you want to say mid-sentence

[Ja984]

You have the power to make a fluffy dog come and distract your enemies while you run away

[L U C I F E R]

You have the ability to run at superspeed but you're wheelchair-bound

[Ja984]

You have the power to control the crows of Isengard

[bitter;]

You have the power to keep your white shirt clean throughout the day no matter what.