[Raptorfang]

This happened last month lmao
(Copy and pasted from a chat log bc it's LONGGG)

I was getting my hair done, and me and the one doing my hair got talking. My HORRIBLE studdering and lisp came at the wrong time. I asked: "Did the thunderstorms wake you up too last night?" But instead, it sounded like: "Did the the Dinosaurs wake you up too last night?"

There was only one other person in the place (around my age as well) and they were both laughing. I was confused until they told me.

I laughed too, then said: "Yeah! They did wake me up. A T-rex wouldn't stop stomping around and a plant eater kept getting into my garden; how about you?"

Later on, when she sprayed some water on my hair to cut it, I made a comment that the water was dripping down and it tickled; and she said AND I QUOTE: "It was the dinosaurs again, they're not housebroken."

lol I'll start now

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[PinkAngel]

Backpacking snail turtles riding a monster sized bee?

I have the habit of always burning myself. Onetime making hot chocolate I almost caught the house on fire. I spilled hot chocolate on the stove and used a paper towel to wipe up the mess and it caught fire and I stared at the burning paper towel in my hand for a good second before registering I should put it in the sink. There are a lot more almost catching the house on fire occurrences. But this is the most air headed one.

Another funny thing if that story doesn't inspire you. I can be air headed sometimes. One time I came into school dressed in a cow onesie believing it was spirit week. Turns out it was next week and I had to stay in school wearing the onesie since my parents wouldnt answer the phone and I had no spare clothes. I realized it wasnt spirit week when nobody else was dressed.

[Raptorfang]

Backpacking snail turtles riding a monster sized bee?

Currently writing

sure

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