Based off of my pet Haluun:

Although there were several pets in this event, I'd have to say the candy guinea pigs take the cake (pun was absolutely intended)
I know I probably should have dressed him in candy attire, but I wanted a friggin' steampunk guinea pig.
Uuuuuuuuuuhhhh... timer is incorrect because, uh..... because it's a pathological liar!
(Take that, timer!)

