Yes. He would doodle on the signs.
He is everyone's' friend.
Alastair just makes everything better.
Slenderman ==> Approach your next victim
Your are now slenderman, TERROR of the forest and the internet. You are extremely TALL, have NO FACE, and look quite DAPPER in a suit. It's not so easy to get one that fits your size, either. You are also EXTREMELY ANGERED when people take your SIGNS. I mean, who does that? Just walks in the woods like they own it and take your things. It's not like you own a whole lot or anything. You try to SCARE people in to giving them back, but they usually just turn and run away. So you always end up KILLING everyone that tries to take your signs. You would think that after so many people died from doing that that they would stop by now. Unfortunately the human race isn't that smart. Today you discover a NEWCOMER in your woods, and prepare to go through the timely protocol of making them give up the signs. Only this person is doing something you did not expect. Instead of TAKING all your signs, this person is ADDING MORE DOODLES to them. Conflicted, you are unsure of WHAT TO DO. I mean, he's not taking them, he's just adding on to them. So should you kill him for that? Or... wait, can he even SEE you behind that mask? What is he, he's not a normal human... you decide to just see what exactly he is doing. Probably trying to PSYCH YOU OUT or something.
Alastair (c) me
He is everyone's' friend.
Alastair just makes everything better.
Slenderman ==> Approach your next victim
Your are now slenderman, TERROR of the forest and the internet. You are extremely TALL, have NO FACE, and look quite DAPPER in a suit. It's not so easy to get one that fits your size, either. You are also EXTREMELY ANGERED when people take your SIGNS. I mean, who does that? Just walks in the woods like they own it and take your things. It's not like you own a whole lot or anything. You try to SCARE people in to giving them back, but they usually just turn and run away. So you always end up KILLING everyone that tries to take your signs. You would think that after so many people died from doing that that they would stop by now. Unfortunately the human race isn't that smart. Today you discover a NEWCOMER in your woods, and prepare to go through the timely protocol of making them give up the signs. Only this person is doing something you did not expect. Instead of TAKING all your signs, this person is ADDING MORE DOODLES to them. Conflicted, you are unsure of WHAT TO DO. I mean, he's not taking them, he's just adding on to them. So should you kill him for that? Or... wait, can he even SEE you behind that mask? What is he, he's not a normal human... you decide to just see what exactly he is doing. Probably trying to PSYCH YOU OUT or something.
Alastair (c) me

















