Carol Advent Calendar
Day 15
Facts!
Sometimes, Sixnese hoodlums' attempts at vigilantism backfire and lead to arrest. On the other hand, their targeted crooks and tyrants manage to get away.
This is largely due to the corrupt Royal Guard forces in the area. Since the Royal Guard answers to the Emperor, and they also serve as police, it creates a massive conflict of interest while managing citizens. Quite often, the powerful criminals and corrupt capitalists have bribed the Royal Guard or have connections in Oneta. This means they escape while the street punks trying to bring them down are jailed instead.
Sixnese jails are filled with much rioting during the holiday season. Occasionally, they succeed in escaping and wreak even more havoc on the status quo...
A carol from Sixney
"Jingle Cells"
Dashing through the snow
We'll rob the rich today
Through the streets we go
Chaos is our way
But the siren rang
Red and blue so bright
We are off to juvie, dang
Arrested on our night
Jingle cells, jingle cells
Riot all the way
Oh how dull it is to sit
In a jail to rot away
Jingle cells, jingle cells
Riot all the way
Oh how dull it is to sit
In a jail to rot away
One day after work
I thought I'd steal a ride
And catcall local jerks
Until they lose their pride
They were rude and rank
Deserved a good old taste
We got arrested for our prank
Come on, that's such a waste
Jingle cells, jingle cells
Riot all the way
How unfair it is we're here
While those punks get away
Jingle cells, jingle cells
Riot all the way
How unfair it is we're here
While those punks get away
A day or two ago,
The story I must say
Some debts were never owed
But threatened street kids' days
I thought to get revenge
Bring blackmail to a fall
But I was soon arrested in
My plan to start a brawl
Jingle cells, jingle cells
Riot all the way
Let me out to get revenge
And make those felons pay
Jingle cells, jingle cells
Riot all the way
Let me out to get revenge
And make those felons pay
Now the coast is clear
Break out while you're strong
Take your hoodlum peers
And sing this riot song
Just punch corrupted cops
Cause havoc in their ranks
Once we make the tyrants stop
They will be saying thanks
Jingle cells, jingle cells
Riot all the way
We will tear dictators down
The moment we escape
Jingle cells, jingle cells
Riot all the way
We will tear dictators down
The moment we escape