by . étoile » Sun Jul 12, 2015 2:56 am
Ready to read the longest and worst recap yet?
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Yankee: "I no speek to you yank yonks."
Norbae: "Remember when I had glorious long hair that England would've wanted?"
Canadia: "SHOW ME YOUR WAYS EH."
'Murica: "If Lovi says it, it's true! pleaselovemeohmylordsmileyoudangtomato."
Boogia: -skips innocently-
Milkshake: "I'm internally crying."
Danemark: "NU U LOKED LIK GURL, a pretty girl."
IKEA Meatball/UGH: "Hehe I talk I MEAN HMPH I MUST STAY MYSTERIOUS SO THAT SHORT BISCUIT WILL LOVE ME."
Sean Not From Supernatural: "Oh, something happened."
Taywan: "Hello, I'm a country. Are you a country?"
Tortoise: "PLEASEDON'THURTMEIHAVEALIFEANDFAMILY Oh hi."
Burlin: "-walk walk- Just striking meh stuff."
Hungry: "YUP I'M NOT DEALING WITH THIS HA SEE YA NEVER LATER."
Norboo: "No, I was a beautiful girl. Wait, did you drink your coffee?" -poke-
Madam Naco: "I have an idea that doesn't involve ships!" -le crowd gasps-
Dracula: "DON'T LEAVE- waititotallyshipthemplusicanbotherhungaryaboutitlateryesilikethis."
ICANHAZCATS: "If I nap I'll turn into a kitty cat."
Not!Country: "I'm making the crowd feel my pain." -makes me feel like absolute dong after Taco Bell-
Legomark: "Poke me like you do touch me like you do. WHY U POKES MEH? WHAT R ZESE EMOTIONS?!"
Lookwegotabadcountryhere: "I WILL HURT YOU AND RELISH IN YOUR DEFEAT. TOUCH ME AGAIN AND I'LL SHOOT YOU. YOU HEARD ME, SHOOT! I'M PERFECTLY NORMAL RIGHT NOW YOU MEATBALL!"
Norbae returns: "WHAT ARE THESE EMOTIONS."
UGH/UGG: "Oh look I touched armpits, good smelling armpits. I MEAN GRUNT MM HM."
Skirtland: "I draw depressed overweight dragons because boohoo yank yoo."
NotScepticEye: "-repeatedly pokes- YO BRO YO MY MAN YOU'RE SO DEPRIVED YO."
Yankee Skirt: "YER GOIN' TO GET 'E SMACKIN'!"
Grease: "Oh I'm not cat."
Skirt Yankee: "LAY OFF YE CATS 'E YANK."
Greasey Cat: "Oh, okay. I don't know what to say so, CAT PACKS?!"
Candle: "Eh ya sure. I'm leaving to go to meh sexeh candle, wanna join?"
-a wild roleplayer appears who hasn't read the amazing recaps done by moi-
Grandmano: "WHY-A PASTA YOU DANG IDIOTA JUST-A GIVE ME YOUR FOOD."
Oreogon: "Oh look I hate Hungary with the passion of 1000 suns. Also, EGO YOU'RE AWESOME DON'T LISTEN TO THE HATERS."
Aslund: "Hello I barely have friends please be my friend."
Green Eggs and Ham Land: "I'M LATEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-what areeee thoseeee?"
Kong Hong: "Like let me join the parteh."
Amer-CANADIA: "All I really want to do is shove pannycakes down throats eh."
FUDGE NO MURICA: "I'm bored and I love you dude. Now please smile so I can take a picture and make a shrine to it later yo!"