I'm American. I don't think Midwesterners have accents. I think the closest we have is saying words in stupid ways. Like a lot of people say "ey-g" instead of "egg" and "bey-g" instead of "bag." Also some people say "malk" instead of "milk"??? UUUGH it drives me NUTS.
Ah, space, England isn't so bad. London is really cool.

(But I get what you're saying about the rain. Though I think Ireland had you guys beat. Uuuugh)