A Mysterious Island||Fandom rp||Discussion! c:

[livingvirus.exe]

Uhm
Everyone.
Everyone Clint has creeped on should be in the background
just like
"Hai there. What'cha doin'?"

xD Sorry Scar, they're ours now

[pomni]

I is back from Bible study!
Omgosh
Well, technically,
if we're talking sass-royalty,
Rumple is going to dethrone Loki by marrying into the throne.
Sass Prince marries Sass Queen and therefore becomes Sass King
"Your move, dearie."

You just got Rumple'd.
He is the King of Loopholes after all

YOUR PHOTOSHOPS, SCARLET
YOU'RE KILLING ME
KILLING ME
SASSY CLINT IN THE BACKGROUND
I CAN'T
I CAN'T EVEN OR ODD
MORE
I MUST HAVE MORE!!!!

[gotta.blast]

I MGHT MAKE TWO CLINTASHA ONES

ONE WITH CLINT SMILING AND NATASHA LOOKING AT EVERYBODY LIKE
"Everybody leave now this is supposed to be our Christmas card picture"

The second one will be Clint and Natasha with Ahk and Kah

I HAVE A RUCILLE ONE COMING NEXT
AS WELL DOES SWIFT

DONT WORRY
MORE PHOTOSHOPS TO COME
MORE SASSY CREEPIN CLINT

"Guys you can't dethrone me like that! I killed 80 people in two days!"
"BUT YOU DIDNT SASSASSINATE THEM LIKE WE DID"

[livingvirus.exe]

XD Yep
Don't worry, Loki. You can be King of the Sass Kingdom's Brother, Snarky
But we rule sarcasm and smart-mouth-ness now
We will take over all the Kingdoms.
Eventually..

When are we going to do the whole Luke thing?
Any idea on date?

[pomni]

All of the people on Luke the Island can be rulers of Backtalk and Smart-Arse,
while the adults rule over the Kingdoms of Sass, Snarkiness, Sarcasm and Irony. XD
I don't care when we do the kids thing, any date is fine by me! As long as it's not, y'know, like a year from now

I CANNOT WAIT FOR RUCILLE PHOTOSHOP
OH MY GERSH

Rumple is also the King of Ice Cream



I don't understand whose idea it was to make these gifs but they're awesome

His son is King of Bagels




And they will unite their two kingdoms in a glorious Bagel-Ice Cream Empire.


Random After Thoughts:

[livingvirus.exe]

Oh god, that second Rumple ice cream GIF
"You want this cone!?
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THIS CONE."

I'm dying xD Bagel Ice Cream.
Ice Cream Cheese Bagel
*loves Cream Cheese on bagels*

Irony. Irony is my favorite.


Eeeggh, give me a moment to find a good program
Then wait until 12 AM to be safe that my parents don't check up on me and find me furiously working on a picture
*is supposed to be off computer and asleep*
#Rebl4lyfe

Edit;
....
.....

I just realized that the Rucille Children are going to be, arguably, the scariest things on the island.
Because they'll be Cambions, and In Show, Cambions are like, some of the most powerful things ever
They're more powerful than angels,
The one Cambion in the show is estimated to be just under Lucifer in power
which would make him as strong as Gabriel, if a little weaker.
They can turn celestial beings into action figures.
They can make living, breathing creatures come into existence.
The Show Writers took him out and never brought him back because he was so OP.
And why they'll be the most terrifying things or Richard,
is I doubt they'll be Low-key.
I mean, Gabriel and Death are chill, not running around killing everything
Lucifer is just... Lucifer. You can never tell with him.
But little five year olds who can't control their power with the capacity to do that and magic?
......
*salutes Rumple and Lucille*
They served us well.
*throws the last party to celebrate the existence of everyone on the island*
*digs graves*

[pomni]

IKR
"All ice cream comes with a price
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THIS."
XD That image
it just kills me XD
#rebelsrule

Hehe Ice Cream Cheese Bagel, I see what you did there

HOLY HECK
YOU'VE OPENED MY EYES TO THE MONSTROSITIES WE'RE ABOUT TO UNLEASH
^_______^
Poor island
Poor Everyone
Get ready for the unholy Cambion offspring of the Dark One and the Angel-Turned-She-Demon.
*curls up into a ball and cries; frets for everyone's lives*
I can see the Rucille children just like, tying Rumple and Lucille together with magical chains or enchanted rope or something,
like, "YOU AREN'T THE BOSSES OF ME"
*Leaves them hanging over a volcano*
"WELP THIS IS AWKWARD"

[livingvirus.exe]

Yeah...
It's an awkward moment when all of your children can kill you without effort
Poor Luci

And yes, they will be monstrosities.
Cambions can do things the king of hell can't.
Nor the Princess.
Let's hope he/she loves them.
At least Lucille isn't a coward
Sorry Rumple!
She's used to standing up to people who can evaporate her.
She does that like, every day.
She'd sass Death.
Although I can see her casually reading a book, and just peering over the top, like
"Renier, stop causing Earthquakes"
"Jasmine, don't go around killing everyone. 'Because you can' isn't a good enough excuse, believe me, I tried."
"Ezra, no, you can not torture your sister."
"Renier, what did I say about holding hostages?"
"Ezra, no matter how many times you ask, you cannot eat your step brother. He's not actually a Bagel"
"Yes, Jasmine, your step sister is an Angel. No, you may not cut off her wings."
"RENIER, GET BACK HERE, IN THE TIMEOUT Chamber CHAIR NOW!"

[pomni]

ONE OF THEM TOTALLY NEEDS TO BE NAMED RENIER
BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE "REINDEER"
*SPAZZES OUT*
What three-letter nickname can Rumple call him?
"REN!"
Ren and Bae
hehe I think you mean step-brother and step-sister as opposed to brother in-law and sister in-law XD

"Coward?" *narrows eyes* "Are you insinuating something, dearie?"
Yeah let's hope the kiddies actually feel some sort of affection for their parents. XD
Working on my replies...don't know if I'll get to everything tonight but I'll definitely try! XD

[livingvirus.exe]

Ugghe, my brain does not think right now
Shush I'm distracted, making the Rucille picture
Then deleting it because it's garbage and starting over again
It's my inspirational process.

AND I KNOW
I HAVE A FRIEND ON A WOLF SITE, and the first thing I said was "Hey, Reindeer"
Now I call him Rudolph.

"I'm not insinuating it. I'm flat out saying it. Did I not make it obvious enough?"