"Why does Alfie get Hulkbuster?"
"Because he hasn't been destroying ships left and right."
"But these ships are better"
The second time something of Stark industries stops world war two
Clint would probably be like
"Hey Tony
Tony look
I'm juggling
I'm with Ultron
Tony look
I have a talking dog
Tony
Tony see
I made friends with a pharaoh"
Then he realizes it's Bill and he's like "NOT TONY OMFUDGE"
Pietro has no way to watch Wanda now because he won't be able to tell the difference if Iron Man is with her or Bill




