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xxxxfarley.
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full name: tobias farley
pronunciation: toe-bye-us
nickname(s): tobi
age: seventeen
birthday: april thirteenth
birthplace: nyc, new york
hair: dirty blonde
eyes: brown
face claim: matthew knight
sexual orientation: heterosexual
crush: n/a
theme song: x
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xxxxxspoiler alert; werewolves are real.
uhhuh, that's right. let it soak in and then maybe after you should probably reevaluate all of your life views. at least i know i had to. i mean it's not everyday you learn that some of you best friends turn furry once a month and howl sonnets to the moon. not that it's a bad thing really, it just, uh, enlightening? i guess that would be the right word. oh also i wasn't supposed to tell you that. crap. uh, forget it. werwolves are totally one hundred percent nonexistent. they do not bark at the moon, or smell like wet dog, or bake little rabbit pies in their little werewolf ovens. no siree. you heard nothing from me. i'm soooo dead.
okay so cool, different topic. i'm tobi, i'm a senior, and you probably have no idea who i am and that's cool. i'm sorta irrelevant to like the entire high school population anyway, i'm totally used to it. also i don't really bother socializing either so, ha, i guess it's my fault. talk about cedar high pride. i used to be on the year book comity and i uh, i did dance too. but i guess the mature young adults in our school can't grasp the fact that straight guys can dance and totally should if they can. according to our lovely football team, "twinks bury our school reputation." yeah, uh so unless you're like an extreme masochist (cough not like me psht, what are you talking about even cough) then i'd recommend you dance at a safe distance from the school jocks. they don't take to kindly to being mocked, or made fun of at all really and are obviously extremely homophobic of people who aren't even gay. go cedar high woo. so yeah thats me. senior totally not gay dancing extraordinaire with intense adhd.
but hm, wanna hear something really cool? werewolves? totally real. yeah just let that soak in. oh no wait, i'm really not supposed to tell you that. damn it.
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xxxxxspoiler alert; werewolves are real.
uhhuh, that's right. let it soak in and then maybe after you should probably reevaluate all of your life views. at least i know i had to. i mean it's not everyday you learn that some of you best friends turn furry once a month and howl sonnets to the moon. not that it's a bad thing really, it just, uh, enlightening? i guess that would be the right word. oh also i wasn't supposed to tell you that. crap. uh, forget it. werwolves are totally one hundred percent nonexistent. they do not bark at the moon, or smell like wet dog, or bake little rabbit pies in their little werewolf ovens. no siree. you heard nothing from me. i'm soooo dead.
okay so cool, different topic. i'm tobi, i'm a senior, and you probably have no idea who i am and that's cool. i'm sorta irrelevant to like the entire high school population anyway, i'm totally used to it. also i don't really bother socializing either so, ha, i guess it's my fault. talk about cedar high pride. i used to be on the year book comity and i uh, i did dance too. but i guess the mature young adults in our school can't grasp the fact that straight guys can dance and totally should if they can. according to our lovely football team, "twinks bury our school reputation." yeah, uh so unless you're like an extreme masochist (cough not like me psht, what are you talking about even cough) then i'd recommend you dance at a safe distance from the school jocks. they don't take to kindly to being mocked, or made fun of at all really and are obviously extremely homophobic of people who aren't even gay. go cedar high woo. so yeah thats me. senior totally not gay dancing extraordinaire with intense adhd.
but hm, wanna hear something really cool? werewolves? totally real. yeah just let that soak in. oh no wait, i'm really not supposed to tell you that. damn it.
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just wanna fight with everyone else
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