“ Keeping Young Heroes Safe from Harm (Mostly) For Over Three Millennia ”
Cᴀᴍᴘ Hᴀʟғ-Bʟᴏᴏᴅ ɪs ᴀ Gʀᴇᴇᴋ ᴅᴇᴍɪɢᴏᴅ ᴛʀᴀɪɴɪɴɢ ғᴀᴄɪʟɪᴛʏ ʟᴏᴄᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ Lᴏɴɢ Isʟᴀɴᴅ Sᴏᴜɴᴅ, ᴅɪʀᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ ʙʏ Dɪᴏɴʏsᴜs, ᴡʜᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴀᴍᴘᴇʀs ᴄᴀʟʟ "Mʀ. D," ᴀɴᴅ Cʜɪʀᴏɴ, ᴀ Cᴇɴᴛᴀᴜʀ ᴡʜᴏ ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ᴀᴄᴛɪᴠɪᴛɪᴇs ᴄᴏᴏʀᴅɪɴᴀᴛᴏʀ.
"Wᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ Cᴀᴍᴘ Hᴀʟғ-Bʟᴏᴏᴅ. Yᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ɴᴇᴡ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜɪs, ᴀʀᴇɴ'ᴛ ʏᴏᴜ? A ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴄᴏɴғᴜsᴇᴅ? Bᴀғғʟᴇᴅ? Tʜɪs ᴄᴀᴍᴘ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴇɴsᴜʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ sᴀғᴇᴛʏ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴍʏᴛʜɪᴄᴀʟ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛᴜʀᴇs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴋɪʟʟ ʏᴏᴜ. Yᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ sᴏɴ/ᴅᴀᴜɢʜᴛᴇʀ ᴏғ ᴏɴᴇ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ Gʀᴇᴇᴋ ɢᴏᴅs ᴀɴᴅ ɢᴏᴅᴅᴇssᴇs. Tʜᴇʏ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴄʟᴀɪᴍ ʏᴏᴜ sᴏᴏɴ. Iɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴇᴀɴᴛɪᴍᴇ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴡɪʟʟ sᴛᴀʏ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ Hᴇʀᴍᴇs ᴄᴀʙɪɴ ᴜɴᴛɪʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴘᴀʀᴇɴᴛs ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ɪᴛ's ᴛʜᴇ ʀɪɢʜᴛ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴄʟᴀɪᴍ ʏᴏᴜ. Tʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴍᴀɴʏ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇs ʜᴇʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴏᴄᴄᴜᴘʏ ʏᴏᴜʀsᴇʟғ. Iᴛ's ᴀʟᴍᴏsᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀɴʏ ʀᴇɢᴜʟᴀʀ ᴄᴀᴍᴘ ᴇxᴄᴇᴘᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏ ʙᴀᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀᴄᴛᴜᴀʟ ᴡᴇᴀᴘᴏɴs."
Yᴏᴜ sᴛᴀʀᴇ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴇɴᴛᴀᴜʀ, Cʜɪʀᴏɴ. Iᴛ ᴡᴀs ᴀ ᴄᴇɴᴛᴀᴜʀ! Cʟᴇᴀʀʟʏ, ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍɪɴɢ, ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅɪᴅ ɴᴏᴛ ғɪɢʜᴛ/ʀᴜɴ ᴀᴡᴀʏ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴀ ᴍʏᴛʜɪᴄᴀʟ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴀ ғᴇᴡ ᴍɪɴᴜᴛᴇs ᴀɢᴏ. Tʜɪs ɪs ᴀ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍ. Uɴғᴏʀᴛᴜɴᴀᴛᴇʟʏ, ɪᴛ's ɴᴏᴛ ᴀ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍ. Tʜɪs ɪs ʀᴇᴀʟ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜɪs ɪs ʏᴏᴜʀ ɴᴇᴡ ʟɪғᴇ. Wɪʟʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ɪᴛ?
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