School of Talents ~ Discussion and Fanart Topic

[cashew jackman]

That's not a very good reaction M... Lets show them the love of Christ by beating them up!

[.m i n y o o n g i]

That's always my first reaction...always, when someone says something mean...I shove them on the ground and see what they do, and yea

[cashew jackman]

I do that sometimes too actually... XD

[м o e]

They are already 'Christian'...

[.m i n y o o n g i]

Well...I am thinking some very mean things right now, why would they do that? It makes no sense

[cashew jackman]

Naughty. *sigh*

So anyhoo, wanna read the story now? >:D

[м o e]

Grrrrrr...Go read what they said it's just...wow man...

YES!!!!!!!!!! I do!!!!!!!!!

[cashew jackman]

Ok, I think it's a bit shorter, but I'll have the next part by tomorrow. Here we go!

All was quiet as Ash and Andy drove home. Both were saddened by the death of Sir Bob, and they both knew they'd never forget him. Suddenly, Andy screamed and slammed on the breaks. The car skidded to a stop, leaving two long black lines on the pavement.

"BATMAN THEMED SHEETS!!!!!!!!!! THEY SELL BATMAN THEMED SHEETS AT THAT STORE!!!!!!!" Andy pointed to the mall. "WE'RE GOING NOWWWW!!!!!!" He yelled, then gunned the motor. In seconds, they were in the parking lot. Andy hopped out and dragged Ash inside. Andy made his way to the 'Bedding' part of the store, saw the sheets, and quickly grabbed them. "MINE!!!" Ash rolled his eyes.

"Alright, now let's go check out before-"

'BOOM! BOOM!' Gunshots filled the air.

"Before something else happens..." Ash muttered as they dove for cover. They cautiously peeked out and looked around. Then, they saw them. Two epic figures, eyes locked as they prepared to continue their fight. One was a giant math book. He was six feet tall, three feet thick, and carried an arsenal of guns. Big guns, small guns, even pickle guns! His hair was like that of Harry Style's, and he wore spider themed armor.

The other figure was a girl. Small, but powerful and athletic, she wore neon green armor and held a baseball bat. Her deep blue eyes were locked on the yellow ones of the math book as they prepared to duel.

"Puny mortal girl! Do you really think you can defeat me with a mere piece of wood!? You are more foolish than I thought." The math book looked up at the sky, or rather, the ceiling of the mall, and raised his hands dramatically. "For I, Pre Algebra of Saxon, am the greatest mathbook ever! I am bigger, better, mightier, more powerful than, and-" He was cut off as the girl whacked him over the head with the baseball bat. He fell to the ground, moaning.

Ash and Andy stood. "Who are you?" They asked. The girl stared.

"Ash? Andy?" She breathed. "Hi! I'm Fanta!"

Andy grinned. "Nice to meet you! And uh, if you don't mind me asking, why were you fighting a giant math book?"

"Pre Algebra of Saxon, to be exact. He's been after me for months, and I just couldn't stand it anymore." She growled. "He attacked me again and just had to do something about it!" She crossed her arms.

'BOOM!!!' A sudden explosion shook the ground. Everyone ran outside. There was a huge column of smoke rising in the distance, and the air was filled with... Paper! Tiny bits of snowy white paper raining down everywhere! Andy's eyes widened.

"PAPER!!!!!!!!! PAPER PAPER PAPER PAPER!!!!!!!!" Andy ran around, mouth open, letting the paper fall prey to his teeth.

"MWEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!" A small, maniacal laugh suddenly filled the air. All eyes were drawn to a tiny brown speck on a nearby sky scraper. Ash grabbed some binoculars and took a peek. It was a little hamster! And he was holding a megaphone.

"Hear ye, hear ye, foolish humans! I am the great Evil Ninja Hamster, Lord Juicebox!" The furry creature squeaked. "Using my incredible knowledge of explosives, I have exploded all the paper factories in the entire world, causing waves of shredded paper to rise everywhere! Within minutes, the entire world will be covered in hamster bedding! The whole world, will be my cage! MWEHEHHEHEHHEEEEE!!!!!!" Everyone stared.

TO BE CONTINUED!!!!

[м o e]

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm crying again XD M!!!!!!!!!! I got to meet them before you! WOOT!!! That was truly epic once again Flame <3<3<3<3

[cashew jackman]

Haha yeah, every time I write a story, I ask M to give me a person, place, and a thing, and she chose you, the mall, and guns for that one. XD