the most notorious group strikes again. flashes of cameras on the street and news reporters covering the story of the newest body added to the group's repertoire. walking through the street at night isn't safe anymore (not that it was in the first place), and people are more afraid than ever to stand on their own green, cookie cutter front lawns now. for weeks, this group has been making a mess of the social structure of the city and police have no leads. it's all anyone talks about.
well, that isn't your group. no, you're apart of the lowest of the low, the worst of the worst - the most notoriously unnotorious of groups. called EVIL. you guys steal candy from babies, you put cats on the tops of trees, you pick up those lost pennies on the ground with no thought to the other guy who could have had them. basically, your team is a failure of a villain team.
and that notorious, dastardly group is taking all the attention off of your misdeeds. now it's time to get all that attention back. it's time to take them down.
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