( 🗡 )t𝘓𝘈𝘙𝘚 𝘝𝘐𝘌𝘙𝘙𝘈
────────xxxxx𝒃𝒂𝒃𝒚, 𝒍𝒆𝒕 𝒎𝒚 𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅 𝒇𝒍𝒐𝒘,
xxxxxwow. not even gonna respond, eh? could've at least threw him a 'thanks, you're the best,' or something. now he just had to sit awkwardly, leaned against the granite while ajax did his best to seduce the poor cop. better entertainment than he'd had for a while, but they had also taken away his television privileges when he was caught pulling an all-nighter with a remote in one hand, staring lifelessly at an episode of ninety-day fiance. what could he say, tlc just understood him in a way nobody else did. now, thanks to them, he had no excuses for the circles under his eyes. god only knows he doesn't know how to work a phone, poking around until he ends up throwing the device across the room with an equally aggravated and annoyed huff, or with a middle finger like the thing was a person he could physically fight.
speaking of people he'd like to physically fight - constance walking in through the back door. a face he would never enjoy seeing. he folded his hands into fists, rubbed his knuckles in his eyes. her feet were pointed directly towards him, and he could already feel the rant he'd earn himself. but he didn't expect a massive crack - like someone swung a bat at his head, as if it were some baseball barrelling towards them - and immediate pain.
god, mother of jesus, it rolled in like a storm, then thunder split his brain in half. a headache worse than any he'd seen before in the nineteen years he'd suffered on earth. and in a blue area of sky, constance hissed at him something he couldn't understand, head too foggy from her goddamned expression of self-importance. "i swear to god, do that sh--," the words died in his throat, pale brown gaze flitting from constance to the detective standing between their doorframe and then back. "next time it'll be a knife to the throat, i promise you." he quietly growled, pointing his finger in promise.
stars lit his vision, still dizzy from the blow. hey, if they were gonna sit here and yell at him, he'd gladly tell the officer they were the ones behind the murder, that miss constance rivera had confessed her plans to him, and she knew he'd tell. but then he'd probably get sent to jail, and... ugh.
his head was still pounding, and it took all his force to push himself off the countertop, taking wobbly, lightheaded steps towards the back door. hah, like he'd ever get to cleaning it... and his mug was beautiful, thank you very much. unlike hers.
leaning down, lars placed a hand on the somewhat begrimed wood of the back porch, letting himself slip down and sit on a stair. his umber optics wandered, scanning the beaten forest paths. when he first met the pack, he had to will himself to not run off. murderous glares aside, he didn't immediately have any fallout with any of them. they were just normal people, for the most part, and while he rebelled against their method of imprisoning him into their little clan, he hated them all, collectively. the first nights were the roughest, probably. he missed home.
leaning back, he sighed softly, letting a hand travel to a pocket where his butterfly knife rested. nah, enough with the cliche, poor little baby backstory. his hands fidgeted with the weapon, upturning the blade a few times and feigning a few slices, like he was cutting someone up. outstretching an arm in front of him with a yawn, he leaned back onto the palm of his hands. y'know, maybe if he turned right now, growled a lil' bit, the copper would see him and put him out of his misery. anything to get away from this slum of a cabin.
speaking of people he'd like to physically fight - constance walking in through the back door. a face he would never enjoy seeing. he folded his hands into fists, rubbed his knuckles in his eyes. her feet were pointed directly towards him, and he could already feel the rant he'd earn himself. but he didn't expect a massive crack - like someone swung a bat at his head, as if it were some baseball barrelling towards them - and immediate pain.
god, mother of jesus, it rolled in like a storm, then thunder split his brain in half. a headache worse than any he'd seen before in the nineteen years he'd suffered on earth. and in a blue area of sky, constance hissed at him something he couldn't understand, head too foggy from her goddamned expression of self-importance. "i swear to god, do that sh--," the words died in his throat, pale brown gaze flitting from constance to the detective standing between their doorframe and then back. "next time it'll be a knife to the throat, i promise you." he quietly growled, pointing his finger in promise.
stars lit his vision, still dizzy from the blow. hey, if they were gonna sit here and yell at him, he'd gladly tell the officer they were the ones behind the murder, that miss constance rivera had confessed her plans to him, and she knew he'd tell. but then he'd probably get sent to jail, and... ugh.
his head was still pounding, and it took all his force to push himself off the countertop, taking wobbly, lightheaded steps towards the back door. hah, like he'd ever get to cleaning it... and his mug was beautiful, thank you very much. unlike hers.
leaning down, lars placed a hand on the somewhat begrimed wood of the back porch, letting himself slip down and sit on a stair. his umber optics wandered, scanning the beaten forest paths. when he first met the pack, he had to will himself to not run off. murderous glares aside, he didn't immediately have any fallout with any of them. they were just normal people, for the most part, and while he rebelled against their method of imprisoning him into their little clan, he hated them all, collectively. the first nights were the roughest, probably. he missed home.
leaning back, he sighed softly, letting a hand travel to a pocket where his butterfly knife rested. nah, enough with the cliche, poor little baby backstory. his hands fidgeted with the weapon, upturning the blade a few times and feigning a few slices, like he was cutting someone up. outstretching an arm in front of him with a yawn, he leaned back onto the palm of his hands. y'know, maybe if he turned right now, growled a lil' bit, the copper would see him and put him out of his misery. anything to get away from this slum of a cabin.


