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❝i feel like this world is
so SAD, y'know?
like, the only way you can
make it better is by being
the HAPPIEST,
most OBNOXIOUS
IDIOT you can be.❞- kody
"the hewster" kevins
ғᴀᴄᴇᴄʟᴀɪᴍ: ᴊᴏsʜ ʜᴜᴛᴄʜᴇʀsᴏɴ bare basics wrote:name:
Kody Hewie Kevins
"I enjoy it when people call me the Hewster."
age:
eighteen
"My birthday is on October twelfth. You should remember to buy me a present. Send it to Union, Kentucky."
gender:
male
"Why, I'm only the most attractive and desirable man on the planet! I am the American Dream."
sexuality:
straight
"I love men—I mean ladies. But seriously."
ethnicity:
English, German, Irish, Scottish
"I'm European. Draw me like one of your French girls! Ironically, I'm not actually French. I'm pretty German, though. DEUTSCHLAND!"
crush:
no one
"Sorry, I'm in a relationship with my XBOX. But hey, isn't she just lovely? After all, no woman can compete with Lucy. She's just always there for me!"
personality:
outgoing, charismatic, selfless, caring, humorous
"I'm chock-full of animal magnetism. And I have a poor sense of humor."
appearance:
brown hair, hazel eyes, muscular build
"I'm pretty hot. Wouldn't you agree? I mean, these muscles can speak for themselves. Oh, I named this one Franklin!"
▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬Kody, Kody, Kody. Boy, what would the world do without you?
"I'd expect that they'd be able to do quite a lot."
Want to tell the world a bit about yourself?
"Well, only because you asked so nicely."
On a scale of one to ten, how awesome are you?
"I would have to say I'm a strong two."
Really? So low a number?
"I'm just kidding. I'm more of a three, to be honest."
Describe yourself in three words.
"Hewster, epic, supermegaawesomefoxyhot. And yes, that last one is a word."
Kody is quite the character. He's open, honest, and courageous. Many people would compare him to a lion. That is, before they really get to know him. Quite truthfully, Kody can be as brave and fiery as a lion. But if you wanted to compare Kody Hewie Kevins to a lion, it would have to be a really fluffy and cuddly lion with a weird sense of humor. Kody, more famously known as "the Hewster," is probably the friendliest and the coolest guy a person could ever meet. He's mild, pleasant, and surprisingly fun to be around. His sense of humor is less than desirable, borders on ridiculous, and can be sarcastic and just plain stupid, but still manages to make other people laugh.
So, about describing yourself. Want to do it in more detail?
"Well, I love food. And working out. And video games. And weirdly enough, books!"
Kody is a huge foodie. He loves to eat, like any other average young male. Hunger is a personality trait for Kody, and he can eat whenever he wants. He claims that he doesn't even have to be hungry to eat; eating is just a hobby for him. Despite his seemingly obese adoration of food, Kody is far from fat. He's thin, fit, and muscular, with a sporty figure and broad shoulders. Kody can brag about his athletic abilities and envied body build because of hours at the gym. Kody loves to work out. The gym is one of his favorite places to go. The reason why Kody loves working out so much is because he has a mild case of ADHD, which means he's always energetic, always moving, and almost never resting. The gym, as well as playing sports allows him to expel his excess energy in a healthy way. Kody enjoys to think about the gym as a playground for adults. He's rather short, only about five feet, six inches high, but he makes up for it in personality. After all, big things come in small packages! And Kody's personality is quite large.
Kody loves video games. When he's not playing one of his many sports—which include soccer, football, hockey, lacrosse, and baseball—Kody is at home, on his couch, playing his newest video game addiction. His favorites include Skyrim, Assassin's Creed, Call of Duty, Battlefield, and Animal Crossing (hey, every hardcore gamer needs a break).
Kody is also a fan of books. Or at least, good books. Kody loves Harry Potter, the Inheritance Cycle, Percy Jackson, and Fablehaven. He's a huge fan of fantasy, and doesn't really like realistic fiction. Kody's imagination is as active as his body, and what he lacks in general intelligence, he makes up for with creativity. He hates Twilight and weirdly enough, the Hunger Games. He claims it's overrated, and that "Harry Potter was here first."
Um, do you have any more details about yourself?
"I like movies, TV shows, music, and technology. Oh, can't forget Internet. Or money."
Anything not materialistic?
"Well, I love honesty. I'm a pretty honest person. Also, I love my family and friends."
Who's in your family?
"Well, I've got a mom and dad, and I'm a single child. I also have a loyal sidekick, Elmo."
Kody is a huge fan of the Walking Dead. It's his absolute favorite show. His favorite movies are the Silver Linings Playbook and American Hustle, and he loves to watch basically any sort of movie. Unless they're romantic comedies, or chick flicks. He hates those. Kody loves to listen to music. He considers it one of his five main hobbies, other than eating, sleeping, playing video games, and athletic activities. Kody's favorite bands to listen to are OneRepublic and Imagine Dragons. He's also a huge Macklemore fan, including Ryan Lewis. He also enjoys the Fray and the Script.
Kody has a pet St. Bernard named Elmo. He affectionately refers to Elmo as his "trusty sidekick," and he brings his large dog with him everywhere. Elmo is as energetic as his owner, and adores Kody as much as Kody adores Elmo. Elmo's first present from Kody was a leather collar with a miniature barrel on it, a replica of authentic St. Bernard collars. Kody claims that Elmo's collar makes him look like an "authentic St. Bernard." Kody doesn't tell anyone, but the barrel is actually hollow and can be opened. He fills it with jerky treats and feeds them to Elmo on a regular basis.
Kody is extremely loyal. He's compassionate, caring, and very dependable. He loves his family and his friends, and would do anything for the people he cares about. He would die for the people he loves, and would never hesitate to help out anyone in need. He's selfless, sympathetic, and understanding. He's also fair and is great at dispelling arguments. He's the first guy you go to for advice, as he does have a logical and realistic side underneath all his flashy pizzazz. Kody has more street smarts and common sense than book smarts, which serves his strengths quite well. He's undyingly faithful and his loyalty extends to his relationships as well. Kody is the perfect boyfriend and would treat any future girlfriend like a queen.
Kody is brutally honest, which can be seen as a positive or negative trait. His honesty does not extend to lying for his friends, though. Kody isn't a snitch and would only tell someone's secret if he thought it was potentially harmful to the person if kept quiet. However, his honesty is applicable in everyday life, as he has no filter when he speaks. Kody is not afraid to tell people what he really thinks of them, which often leads to offending many people. Kody is the sort of person who doesn't just offend one side or group when he talks; he can offend anyone and everyone because he doesn't think before he speaks. Despite his everyday honesty and lack of a filter, Kody is trustworthy and dependable, and you can count on him to keep your secrets. He can be irresponsible and rude, but he always fixes his mistakes and learns from them. He's not afraid to apologize, even though he may have to swallow his pride.
Kody often jokes about being greedy and materialistic, claiming that money buys him happiness. However, he's truly a very selfless person, as he goes out of his way to assist others. Kody enjoys volunteering at his local animal shelter, and he's a huge people person as well. He loves kids, adolescents, teenagers, adults, elderly people; basically, if you're a living, breathing person, Kody will be your friend. He's not judgemental at all, unless you do something mean to him. He doesn't judge based on appearances; he judges based on personality. How about your love life?
"What love life?"
Despite being a great guy with an even better heart, Kody doesn't have much of a history with women. He's very picky about his girlfriends, and has only had five girlfriends. He's dedicated and extremely loyal, and doesn't date someone unless he knows for sure they're serious about the relationship and commitment. Kody isn't afraid of commitment; rather, he's afraid of people not caring enough about him to stay. Kody has learned to be cautious about relationships, as he tends to fall pretty hard if you break his heart. However, he always bounces back, as upbeat and positive as ever.
How do you feel about the world?
"I feel like this world is so sad, y'know?"
Oh, really? Do you mind elaborating?
"I mean, people are just really pessimistic and negative."
How do you feel about that?
"Life is short. There's no time to frown. All you can do is smile."
What do you do about negativity?
"Like, the only way you can make it better is by being the happiest, most obnoxious idiot you can be."
Kody is annoyingly happy and obnoxiously optimistic. He always believes in the good in people, and tends to bring out the best in others. He hates it when others are sad, and he always try to keep people happy, whether it's making a tasteless or sarcastic joke, being politically incorrect but hilarious, or just being plain old Kody. He believes very strongly in silver linings and karma, and tries to build up as much good karma as possible to make the best possible future for himself. Kody is very laid-back, and takes insults quite well. His favorite insult is when people call him an idiot because he's so happy or positive. He's good-natured and takes offense at almost nothing, which serves to infuriate his aggravators even more.
Describe your appearance.
"Hot."
How about using more than one word?
"Really hot."
Can you be less arrogant and cocky about it?
"Fine. I'm one sexy mofo."
Kody is an extremely attractive young man. He may be kind of short at six inches over five feet, but his body and face make up for it. He has a well-toned and physically attractive body from all his sports and hours at the gym. However, it's not to the point where he's grotesquely muscular; rather, Kody has a sporty, athletic build proportionate to his height that the ladies tend to appreciate. His face is sweet, open, and mischievous, with a strong jaw and small cleft chin. He has thin lips and an infamously crooked grin that makes girls go weak at the knees. His almond-shaped eyes are hazel, tending to shift colors every time you look at them. They can go from light brown to honeyed gold to clear emerald to lovely sapphire in a day. His eye color mostly depends on what he wears. Probably the rarest colors Kody's eyes have ever appeared are an intense, stormy gray and a light, cheerful violet. His brunette hair is short and messy, laying flat against his head. Sometimes he may gel it so it's spiky, or blow-dry so it lifts up in a Zayn Malik-esque style.
Kody Hewie Kevins?
"It's actually the Hewster, but yes?"
I like you.
"Aw, thanks! Love you too."
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