The Association for Retarded Kittens (ARK)

[Eibus]

As you walk into ARK you see some cats standing at the door, big buff guys. "hey man, this is off limits gotta test you to see if you are qualified to live here. Alright?"

There is a large waiting room in the front (staff quarters and lounge) with several cat beds in it. The next room is the whole shelter part, cages are all along the wall (they are connected) where all the kittens live. In the back is a frankly large room used for food storage. Over in front of the storage is a good-sized playroom for the kitties and a common room in there for them as well. In the very back is an office where the chief, Tom, resides. he rarely comes out. And In the basement is the laboratory where the kitties(special ones) get tested so they can find a cure for all the kitties disease.

aplication for special cats
1.)What is your name?
2.) What do you look like?
3.)if i had two fish and my friend took one how many would be left?
4.) what does the word flashing mean?
5.) How do you spell boat?
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ALSO, If you want your kitty to be tested in the lab inform me in this form!!!!
Answer these questions and submit it in your first post.

staff application
1.)What is your name?
2)what would you like to apply for lab or caretaker
3.)how much patience do you have?

RULES
1.) You must act like a retarded kitty.
2.)If you don't pass the test and it isn't a high enough score to be a staff don't complain.
3.) When you send in a from please wait!! I will accept you.
4.)Please do not rp before you are accepted.
5.) Have fun!!
6.)if im not on the rp and you apply and i dont respond,pm me.to be sure i see your form

my form:
1.)What is your name?
Lola
2)what would you like to apply for lab or caretaker
Caretaker
3.)how much patience do you have?
this is my test to see how much i can withstand.
(blue eyes sandy fur)

1.)What is your name?
i think it was um...*bird flies past* OH YEAH IM SKY!!!!
2.) What do you look like?
*chases tail* blue.im blue.
3.)if i had two fish and my friend took one how many would be left?
two fish and a dead body no one takes my fish!!!
4.) what does the word flashing mean?
*blinks* that.
5.) How do you spell boat?
b-o something

new position! story teller is open,the story teller comes evey othe day with a story! pm with the application of your choice,first come first serve~!

[NINTENDOOKAMI12]

(Just asking one question, do I have to be a staff, or can I just be a retarded kitteh?)

1.)What is your name?
*Looks at small white bird toy* Umm..... I think it's Feather! Yeah, Feather!
2.) What do you look like?
*Plays with toys* I'm white. Definitely white, unless I'm red or pink.
3.)if i had two fish and my friend took one how many would be left?
Uhh...... Three!
4.) what does the word flashing mean?
Um.... *Looks at the sky* That!!
5.) How do you spell boat?
B-o-e-a-t. Boat!

(I had no idea how to answer these, so I just made it up along the way.)

[Eibus]

(YOU CAN BE A LABTECH CARE TAKER or special cat,or all three {caps >:/)

accepted,you may start role playing.

[NINTENDOOKAMI12]

Feather was rolling around in playroom. He meowed as he tried to catch his tail while rolling. "I'M GETTING DIZZY!!! But this is fun!!!" He rolled around the whole entire playroom, trying to catch his long white tail.

[Eibus]

blue ran up to a new cat "hi there,=.....um....whoare you?

Lola watched the two kittens play smiling at their enthusiasm

[NINTENDOOKAMI12]

He kept rolling. "I'm Feather!! WEE!!!! This is fun, trying to catch my tail!!"

[Myota]

1.)What is your name?
Willow, but don't you dare call me that! I go by Will.
2)what would you like to apply for, lab or caretaker
Lab staff/Tech please.
3.)how much patience do you have?
Guess I'm going to find out soon enough.

(will is a mostly black cat with a bit of grey on his paws and face, his eyes are green.)

[ⓞ ⓚ ⓐ ⓟ ⓘ]

1) What is your name?

"I made it up myself! Prince Charles William Bluebob Aero Starfish the First! Do you like it? I made it up myself!"

2) What do you look like?

"Well, I have never seen myself before! *looks in mirror* OMG I'M BLUE! I MUST BE SPECIAL! I'M A PRETTY, SPECIAL, PRETTY, BLUE, PRETTY KITTEH!"

3) If I had two fish and took away o e how many fish would I have?

"Fishes? Did you say fishes? I love fishes! Especially blue fishes, because I just learned that I am blue!"

4) What does the word "flashing" mean?

"Flashing? What's flashing? Is it blue? Is it a fishes?"

5) How do you spell boat?

"What is a boat? Is it a flashing? Is it blue? Is it a fishes?"


What is your name?

"I don't know. Do you want to name me? How about... *looks around* Oh! I know! Mouse are my favorite things beside bugs! I'm Mouse! Wait, who are you?"

What do you look like?

"If I am a mouse than I am brown!"

If I had two fish and my friend took away one, how many fish would I have?

"Derp! That's the number between one and two!"

What does the word flashing mean?

"I don't know. Do you?"

How do you spell boat?

"D-E-R-P! Boat!"

[Eibus]

accepted,you may roleplay.

"oh i ,,um" suddenly there was a thump and sky was on the floor,asleep

XD i put blue once XDDD)

Lola lept up and pelted over to the kitten the sighs picking him up by the scruff and placing him in his soft bed in his cage

(they are 5-6 month old kittens,most of them the labtechs and caretakers are adults will is 5 and lola is three (cat years guys XD)

le accepted,that was so funny!!!! XD

[ⓞ ⓚ ⓐ ⓟ ⓘ]

Prince woke up in his cage. "Meep! Where am I?" He cried. "No!" Mouse said. "NO!" She cried. Prince looked over at her. "No... it's derp..." She sniffed, starting to cry. "Derp! Where am I?" Prince cried.