The Reincarnation of the Seven Sins and Virtues.

[Placebo Effect]

"Dead and buried? They usually go together..." Victoria mumbled as she watched the hugging. "Evelyn, can you still breathe?"
"Not being useful Victoria..." Cyrus stayed back out of the way and continued racking his brains for an excuse they could use in front of Evelyn's parents. "Um hi, I'm Cyrus?"
"You are a terrible excuse maker..." Victoria whispered under her breath.

"We have phones, and I'm sure Life and Death can hold fort long enough with War and Scatty right?"

Akira nodded and kissed Zane's cheek as she led the way to the door, "I can see where the door is~"

[Cupcake008]

Evelyn's step mother pulled herself from the girl. "WHERE have you been?! Why didn't you call us?! You MISSED your birthday, too!"
Evelyn sighed and rubbed the back of her neck. "... You wouldn't believe me if I explained- so..."
"Try us. Werewolves stormed the city days ago."
"... Okay. I am the incarnation of Greed, and I was in hell trying to save the planet."
The look her parents gave her was priceless.
"... Yeah... I thought so."
Evelyn's father looked to her, squinted for a long while and sighed. "... Actually- we knew." He gave Cyrus a wary look. "So I guess you're NOT a gas-man?"

[Hearts&Clubs]

Zane rolled his eyes and raised a curious eyebrow at the door. "...What does this door do again?" He asked blandly.

[Placebo Effect]

"No, I'm the movie star Cyrus Vaun Grange who didn't actually fall down some stairs, I fell off a cliff in the first layer of hell. And I'm the incarnation of Envy." Cyrus shrugged a little.
"And I am Pandora, Scathach the Warrior Maiden, Scathach of Shadow, or mcuh easier to remember - Victoria Maurier, nice to meet you. Now go pack your cases, you're going on holiday." She forwned a moment, "Wait, how did you know she was Greed?"

"It's opens to the outside~" Akira gave him a curious look as she opened it and walked outside.

(Where have you been?! Car gone! No note! You could have died! You could have been SEEN!)

[Cupcake008]

"Yeeaaah... I'm sort of confused about that, too."
Evelyn's father seemed somehow irritated. "... Are you after my daughter?"
"Yeah... Some guy stopped by one day after school a week ago... Fashionable, bald... WAY too interested in piercings. Seemed gay."
Evelyn groaned. "... God dangit, Famine."

(("OH YEEEAH! I forgot I did that.... My mistake!~"))

[Hearts&Clubs]

(...Famines bald? O.o)

Zane rolled his eyes. "Two points for the obvious." He grumbled. "I meant where outside?" He asked as he followed Akira.

[Placebo Effect]

"I don't think there's a filter between thoughts and actions on that guy... Why would I be after your daughter? She's so not my type~" Victoria gently pushed everyone inside and closed the door behind her. "That would be Cyrus's job, he and your daughter are all kissy kissy--"
"There's no filter between your brain and your mouth." Cyrus had gone faintly red but that was mostly because Victoria had turned around and hugged him and Evelyn together tightly.
"Probably because someone shot me in the head... And Famine has a wife, who is oddly enough my sister. And they now have three little screaming things that I call spawn of the demon while most people call them babies. Cases, go pack them now."

(He grew a bit of hair, and I think Vic wants to dye it pink...)

"The outside we were in before we went in the restuarant... Also known as the car park~" Akira pointed out that the restuarant had actually not moved at all in the space of time they'd been inside it. "Why?"

[Cupcake008]

((Yup. I used the Persian King from 300 as the general idea so))
((<- it's something he'd wear, too.))
((BEHOLD! HIS MOST FASHIONABLE AND FABULOUS SNARKINESS!))

[Hearts&Clubs]

(D: Nuuu...All this time, I've been imagining someone like tamaki wearing frilly things ._____.")

Zane frowned. "...I thought the door'd transport us somewhere..." He half joked.

[Cupcake008]

((THREAD! Tell me when you update!))

Evelyn's father gave Cyrus the typical smoldering frown of any respectable father.
"Don, relax. Ev isn't that kind of girl," Evelyn's step-mother pointed out. "She's a cuddler."
Evelyn coughed and went upstairs, ready to follow Victoria's instructions.
"My name is Heather Scheer, this is Donald Scheer... We're Evelyn's parents... Well. HE technically is, I'm her step mother."
"... You're that kid who got in a car-wreck... How long have you two been dating?"
"Not now. Don... He seems a good type... Vanilla cake, Cyrus?"

((He has Tama-chan mannerisms XD))