by Cupcake008 » Sun Apr 07, 2013 11:47 am
War shuddered at the repeat of the news. "JIM. T. M. I!" he shuddered. "My mind- Brain Bleach-... Cannot unsee-" he choked humorously. War looked to Victoria with a smile. "I'm just saying that everyone's getting hitched and having kids- Maybe we'll start being careful and-"
"That won't be necessary," Death, er... David said as he appeared next to Jim. "War, you're unable to have children."
War raised an eyebrow. "...But Pezzy and Famine..."
"Waited for the most part... Well- Famine not so much at the beginning, but even so he did not fraternize as much as you have... You used up all that would have been capable of giving life loooong before you and Victoria even met."
War gave David a confused, slightly stunned look. "... I'm infertile? I..." War put a hand to his face. "Wait... Gimme a minute..."
David raised an eyebrow. "Sad?"
"... Just disappointed is all... I mean-... I was raised with the idea that having a son was one of the greatest honors."
David shrugged. "Look- you can still adopt. I know it's not the same thing, but- Eh... You should have heard what Evelyn threatened YUN with yesterday."
War gave David a look, wiping away a tear. "W-what she say?"
"She'd claw off his man-hood."
War chuckled and clapped. "THAT'S MY GIRL!"
Evelyn sighed and placed a sympathetic hand on Cyrus' shoulder. "Darling. I love you... I'm sorry you have to deal with her."
"Indeed... I will do my best to make sure any more of my productions do NOT include the two of them together."
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