HowlingHooves wrote:Oh great eggspert, hear my plea!
How many eggs do I need to be able to live a fruitful life?
As illustrated above, on my eggstastic chalk board the key to a fruitful life is a great deal of eggs, 188000 per year of life you have lived to be exact. to determine how many eggs you will require to live a happy and productive life, multiply your age by 188,000 (DO NOT POST THIS HERE, iT IS AGAINST SITE RULES. Please just do it in your head and laugh a bit)

