Anything goes clan! No rules!

[sorellabac]

"CUTE???? I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT MY HUSBAND IS THE LEADER OF MILITARYCLAN AND COULD EASILY TAKE YOU DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Karenpaw screamed at the top of her lungs, scaring away all the prey nearby.

"Hon hon hon mon ami, I hope you enjoy that fromage! Au revoir!" Fancybaguette did a spin and pranced out of the camp.

[♡HappyAlpaca♡]

"Last time I cheeked that was not a thing. And calm down!" He hissed. "And you want to bet? You are like 5 moons, you can't have a husband. Oh wait, yeah you can. Nevermind."

[sorellabac]

"OF COURSE I CAN HAVE A HUSBAND YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!" She shrieked and glared at Butteredtoaststar, "and MEEEE? CALM DOWN??? WHY DON'T YOU CALM DOWN FIRST STOP RAISING YOUR VOICE AT A WOMAN OR I'LL REPORT YOU FOR ASSAULT!!! YOU'RE THE WORST MANAGER I'VE EVER SEEN I'M GIVING THIS PLACE A 1 STAR REVIEW AND I'LL MAKE SURE YOU LOSE YOUR JOB!" Karenpaw randomly materialized a phone that had the clan website opened and she began furiously typing about how terrible the customer service is here.

[♡HappyAlpaca♡]

He grabbed the phone thing and chucked it into an active volcano behind him. "Nice try Karenpaw!" He hissed.

[sorellabac]

"eXCUSEeeEEEee MeEEEEeeee bUT YOU CAN'T JUST TAKE SOMEONE'S PHONE I'M CALLING THE POLICE!" Karenpaw started crying, "hEeeEeEeLp PoLICcCeEEe I'MmMmmm bEEeiNG ASSSssUALLTTEdDdDd!!!" Two random cat police officers appeared out of nowhere and stared at the screaming apprentice.

"Is this your kid?" One of the officers asked, seemingly very confused.

[♡HappyAlpaca♡]

He smirked down at her. "Yes she is and she is not okay right now." He said.

[sorellabac]

"Ah, alright. Please get your kid under control." The officer tipped his hat and disappeared. Just as the other officer was about to be deleted from existence, Karenpaw grabbed onto his leg,

"NooOooO OFficeR thIS mAN iS asSSuAlTING MmE PleAse hELpPPpPpPp!!" She cried, digging her claws into the officer to make sure he didn't run away.

"Sir?" The officer glanced at Butteredtoaststar confusingly.

[Asteri.sm]

Name: handpaw
Pic:

Gender: tom
Rank: medicine cat apprentice
Other: He has hands.

(this is absolutely cursed and I'm ALL here for it)

[♡HappyAlpaca♡]

Accepted.

[♡HappyAlpaca♡]

“Yes police officer? I’m sorry but baby Karen can get angry at times.” He said.