Cat!Falls AU | Where the abnormal is normal

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{Wendy}{Mystery Shack}

Wendy was laying on the couch watching TV, chewing on some (cat) biscuits, her ears twitched and her tail raised, she meowed ''Mable if that is your pig wrecking the furniture again i'm going to get Stan!'' (Stanley) Wendy grumbled as she leaped off the couch and headed towards the sound. (I don't know if Wendy has ever seen Bill in the TV series, I haven't watched all of it ouo)

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[Well, she will be seeing him in one of the newest new episodes, which airs on monday but so far she hasn't seen him, only heard about him]

Bill seemed to stretch out on the shredded fabric, claws outstretched as he rolled onto his back, a smirk on his muzzle as he glared at the doorway, approaching pawsteps coming near. Was he going to be 'told what to do' again?

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{Wendy}{Mystery Shack}

Wendy saw the golden cat and the shredded pieces of fabric, she meowed in a casual voice ''Hey dude, the shack closed.'' she meowed pointing to the door, then she meowed again ''We'll be open in a few hours, so if you want to buy some jun-- items, you have to go the left then open that door.'' she gestured with her tail, and then she sat down by the exit ''Have a nice day, blah blah.'' she said with a ':T' face. (x3)

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"Too bad, I have some unfinished business here, how's about you leave?" He retorts, nose crinkling up, tail lashing slightly as he rested his paw on his stomach.

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{Wendy}{Mystery Shack}{Tags-Bill}

''Alright, who are you?'' she said standing up her fur beginning to bristle, she then smirked and her fur slowly lay flat, she then meowed ''If you want to do destruction, you have to do it properly.'' she walked to the other side of the room, rolling up some newspaper and holding it in her mouth, when she was by Bill, she dropped the rolled up newspaper and whacked his head with it, she then meowed ''See? Its more fun this way!'' she giggled as she continued to whack Bill with little taps. (How come shes not fired yet? xDD)

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"The name's Bill, Bill Cipher." The cat says proudly, sticking his head up high, as he rolls to his paws, "I don't need your mortal lectures about destruction, per say, if I do this-" Bill suddenly stops in his tracks as he was hit over the head with a newspaper, of which his nose crinkles up and his eyes narrow. "This is unacceptable!" The golden cat spits, paws slamming against the floor for a moment before regaining his composure, "Now, where was I?"

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{Wendy}{Mystery Shack}{Tags-Bill}

''Names Wendy,'' she meowed dropping the newspaper then meowed cheekily not letting Bill speak ''You look weird, random guess, do you know Dipper? He's making friends with all kind of weird stuff.'' Wendy start to poke Bill to see if he was real. (;3; I love how Bill is tolerating all of this .3.)

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[x,D, He will, for now ]

Bill's eye twitched slightly in annoyance, "Already know your name, I don't need silly introductions." He flicks his paw towards her, frowning. "Know him? If your implying every known fact about him I know that and more!" The golden cat blinks, fur still fluffed up slightly, brick patterned tail swaying side to side every now and again. "It's funny watching him try and catch your attention, honestly, I thought Pinetree would've given up trying to 'catch your affections', or whatever you mess around doing with this 'love' thing."

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{Wendy}{Mystery Shack}{Tags-Bill}

Wendy took a step away from the golden cat, she arched her back and lowered her head her fur bristling slightly ''I-I...'' she closed her eyes for a minute, then opened them again, ''D-dipper never told me..'' she shook her head and stood up tall and then she meowed trying to act stern ''How do you know all this? I've never seen you before, and Dipper never told me any of this!'' She then hissed the last part and hissed louder when she said 'Dipper'.

(Hehehe.. Pinetre... x3)

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Bill was waiting for this reaction, and a sly grin creeps onto his muzzle. "Oh, well I know LOT'S of things!" Bill pauses for a moment, "Just like how the moon landing was faked!" Bill purrs slyly, "Why would Pinetree tell ANYONE about those things? It's really hilarious - your reaction - is just priceless!"