by sinensys » Wed Jul 15, 2015 1:05 am
Dogecat gained XP from eating the pile of confetti. A random voice came and announced "DOGECAT GAINED 1275488 XP FROM EATING. DOGECAT HAS LEVELED UP TO LEVEL 765443578987678766.55433666 AND CAN NOW MAKE RANDOM MORGAN FREEMAN NARRATIONS." Dogecat nodded happily. And so the queen of reality barfed up the confetti, which was actually her brother, the narration came. Dogecat nodded again. "So cannibalism, much food, many taste, such calorie."