SPARKLECAT ALLIANCE (warriors joke RP, need more warriors!)

[XxPhantomCryxX]

Jealousfart twitched and farted loudly. "Eerr orc ode DO NTK IVK YO URSE LGITS NO TNI CE!" She texted, rolling onto her back. She spread her legs out wide and say there. "IMA STA RR!"

[Retrouvailles]

SANICFEST leaped onto Jealousfart's belly and sat on it. "SANICFEST ATTAAACK!"

[XxPhantomCryxX]

Jealousfart farted the loudest fart ever as SANICFEST jumped on her belly. "SABICFEDT GE TOF F OFM ERI GHTT HISI NST ANT!" She texted in anger.

[Retrouvailles]

SANICFEST getting that text, she threw her phone down Jealousfart's throat. "I SAID SANICFEST ATTAAAAAAAAAAAACK!'"

[XxPhantomCryxX]

Jealousfart farted out SANICFEST's phone and it hit Depressedemodragonpaw in the face. "SAN ICFE STGET OFFM ENO W ORI WIL LTEARR OUT UR EYES AND SHOVE DEM DOWN UR THROT SO U CAN SEE MAH CLAWS TEAR YOUR CARCASS OPEN! !" She texted angrily.

[★LeafyStar★]

Firef@il blinked. Then randomly vomited a cupcake and shoves it down SANICFEST's throat.

[Retrouvailles]

SANICFEST swallows the cupcake and poops out a sparkly cupcake.

[★ nirvana,]

depressedemodragonpaw grew angry. "FUS RO DAH!" he shouted, throwing them all into the dirty, dirty dirtplace with the sheer power of his voice.

(( If you've ever heard of Skyrim, or just the meme 'Fus Ro Dah,' you'll know what I'm talking about. xD ))

[Retrouvailles]

SANICFEST ran over to depressedemodragonpaw and pinned him. "SANICFEST IS HER OWN MUM! YOU LIKE SLEEPI WITHVP THEM COOOME SLEEEEEEEP!"

(YAAAS xD that is awesome)

[★ nirvana,]

depressedemodragonpaw shouted her off of him. "WHAT?" he shouted. "I'M A BIT DEAF IN THE EARS! SAY THAT AGAIN, SONNY!"