StupidClan

[Scararb]

Darkit
" we'll my father is the most evil cat anyone will ever meet I can tell you that " I said

[Mothman12]

(She's too science-y to just plain read.)

GLaDOSpelt kept doing intense science, and blew up a poop. "Crap."(Pun somewhat intended) She couldn't leave because she was pooping. When she finally pooped, she sat down just outside of the dirtplace to science some more.

[Saiun]

"But are you good or evil?" wondered Scratchyfleas. "If you're evil, I'll have to fight you! Because EVILDOERS ALWAYS FALL BEFORE THE ALMIGHTY, ALL POWERFUL SUPERCAT! ...Which is me!"

Funkytoes rolled his eyes. "You're not a superhero, you're just del...um, I can't think of the word but it means tricked, like, umm...wait...let me think...uhhh..."

"NO TIME, KITTY CAT! I MUST FIGHT EVIL! FOR GREAT JUSTICE! MEMELOVER, MY CAPE!"

Memelover shrugged and tossed her a cape, which she put on her back.

"HA! IT IS I, SUPERCAT, THE BEST SUPERCAT EVER, AND ACCEPT NO...psst, what was that word?"

"Substitute," meowed Memelover.

"ACCEPT NO SUBSIDIARIES!" she concluded.

"I'm so confuzzled," mewed Largebarge.

[Scararb]

Darkit
" I'm in the middle but you don't want to fight me " I said

[Saiun]

"So...you're not pure evil, then," said Scratchyfleas, disappointed, and took off her cape. "Rats."

"Where's rats? I'm hungry," meowed Largebarge.

"Ugh! You're ALWAYS hungry, you great oaf!" retorted Funkytoes.

"But...I can't help it." The big lug sniffled.

"Oh, brother." Scratchyfleas suddenly realized how long it had been since she scratched her fleas and started screeching and flipping all over the place.

[maoisara]

Derpface had face cancer. "MY FACE!!! IT BURNS!!" she screeched running around with her face on fire.

[Scararb]

Darkit
" if your hungry I can go get you a rabbit " I said

[Saiun]

"YAY! Rabbits!" meowed Largebarge. "I want a rabbit!"

"AAAH!" Scratchyfleas started to poop rainbows on Derpface's face. "I WILL CURE YOU!"

[maoisara]

"THANK YOU!!" Derpface screeeched. The fire on her face went away and she started to poop out unicorns that tasted like cupcakes. She ate one "TASTY!" she shrieked.

[Scararb]

Darkit
I ran into the forest and saw a rabbit and pounced on it and scratched its temple and got blood on my paw then brought the dead rabbit to the hungry cat " here " I said and gave the cat the rabbit and licked my blood covered paw.