by Saiun » Fri Jun 20, 2014 11:20 am
Funkytoes was bored, so he started to tap dance...on Largebarge's back.
"Do I have something on my back?" the big cat asked after a minute. "It kinda feels like a mouse. Can I eats it?"
Funkytoes instantly leaped off of his back. "I do not wish to be eaten, sir!" he exclaimed. "You, my good man...er, cat, would be a cannibal!"
"Whass that?"
"It's like, if you're a cat, and you eat other cats, that makes you a cannibal," said Funkytoes.
"Oh. Okies. I won't be a cattibal."
Scratchyfleas started hopping in place. "Wooow, so you're kinda like an ex-supervillain or anti-hero or something?" She read too many comic books. Well, Memelover read them to her since she couldn't actually read.
MALE / ADULT / LIFE IS WEIRD ... REALLY WEIRD