StupidClan

[crazycatlady48]

TurdPelt:
He stared at DramaSong, on Highledge. "Hi- i, um.. have this bird.. its yours... b-bye.." He forced himself to walk away and not look back at her, causing his legs to tremble with effort. he padded slowly into the warriors den and layed in his nest, in the far back corner of the den. he closed his eyes and tried not to think of the calico. but images of her kept pushing their way into his head.. "I'm hungry." he sat up, tired the images in his head, priking at his impatince. He stumbled out of the den and ran to the fresh kill pile, picking out a water vole. as he ate, he thought of eating prey with DramaSong.. hunting with her.. he shook his head and continued eating.

[TheFabulousHorse]

Dramasong:
She stared at the bird, her eyes expressionless. Suddenly, she screamed "I'M A VEGETARIAN! I eat NON FEATHERY THINGS!" She jumped from the big rock, and ran out of camp, upset. She sat by a big tree and realized she forgot her lemon..

[crazycatlady48]

TurdPelt:
He lowered his head in shame. "I WILL BRING HER A PINEAPPLE!" He yowled suddenly. "I-uh.. sorry guys." he meows quietly, before walking out of camp to go to a hollow log where a angry squirrel hid his fruit. After getting a pineapple, he skinned it and cut it with his claws. "She should like this.." he meowed before adding silently, I hope. then he followed her sent trail to the tree. he got there and saw that she was gone. "NOOOO!!!" he yowled. "THE PINEAPPLE WILL ROT! NOOOOOOOOO" he screeched. after burrying the pineapple underneath a pile of leaves next to where the she-cat seemed to have sat, he noticed a bit of fur on a twig. he picked it up with a claw and ran home into his hidey place.

[TheFabulousHorse]

Dramasong:
She padded into the clan, hiding fro everyone. When she got to her lemon, she looked down at the clan, and noticed how hard it would be to get out without anyone noticing.

[Mothman12]

Spacecore looked over at her. "SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!" He shouted.

"Yeah! Space is cool!" Skypelt said padding up to sit down next to Spacecore and staring at Dramasong expectantly. "Well? Aren't you going to murmur agreement while slowly backing out of the camp?"

Meanwhile Snowpaw was making some lemonade. When she finished, she yelled "I JUST MADE LEMONADE!!! TAKE THAT CAVEJOHNSONSTORM!!!"

[TheFabulousHorse]

Dramasong:
"Oh, uhh.. WE DON'T EXIST PEOPLE. WE ARE A FIGURE OF YOUR IMAGINATIONS!" She shouted, while slowly backing out of camp.. At the exit she sung, "Imagination land is where we are! We can be anything because WE DON'T EXIIIIIIIIIIIIST!"

[Mothman12]

Spacecore said "SPAAAAAAAAACE!" Surpised.


Skypelt said "We don't exist? But I don't think you can love anyone without existing...Oh well."

[TheFabulousHorse]

Dramasong:
"NOPE WE DON'T EXIST!" She sung in a high voice, then started shouting, "SO IF YOU WANT TO LIVE THROUGH YOUR IMAGINATION YOU BETTER SAVE THE LEMONS!"

[Mothman12]

"Well, if we don't exist, I have to tell Spacecore something. I love you." Skypelt said.

"SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!" Spacecore replied.

[TheFabulousHorse]

Dramasong:
She pretended to slip and ran out of camp, back to her tree, but this time with her lemon. She whispered, "I love you Lemonbrush." No one knew she had named her lemon.. She saw something yellow beside the tree, covered in sticks and leaves. Seeing it was a pineapple, after she dug it out, she sniffed it.