denmark. wrote:Attackontitan yawned and stretched. "This clan is insane. Just like Eren."
Memelover heard Dungeonclaw's remark and was about to reply when she heard another reference. She cracked her neck and gave Attackontitan a disturbing look, then said, "WHAT IS IT, EREN?"
In the meantime, Largebarge caught some potatoes in his mouth, farting loudly as he ate them.
Memelover picked up a potato and scratched an image of Sasha Braus on it. "My waifu," she said to the potato.
"...Uhh, this is gettin' kind of weird," said Largebarge.
"Well, YOU'RE A CHICKEN!"
"GASP!" Largebarge placed a paw over his heart and toppled over. Then he stood up, shaking, and said, "MY FRIEND WAS KILLED BY A CHICKEN. HOW DARE YOU. Yup, long ago, that chicken, me an' a pal, we was huntin' in the forest, and it attacked! Rabidly! I never saw such a thing! And then it threw my friend, Bumblebum, off a cliff! I cried for two whole days and then I ate some hot dogs. Boy, I love hot dogs. What was I talkin' about again? Oh yeah, chickens! Chickens are EVIL! I HATE CHICKENS! Never trust a chicken, is the moral of my story! And that's my, um, tale of woe!"
Memelover was filing her nails. "Cool story, bro."
"Were you even listening?"
"It was kinda TL;DR y'know."
Largebarge misheard her. "Teal deer? Cool! I want to see!"
"U wot m8?" Memelover picked her nose.
The fat brown cat's eyes blanked out. "I don't remember."