StupidClan

[nyacinth]

Flowerpaw sighed in relief, then took the muffin. She hesitated, then took a bite out of it. "...OH MY STARCLAN THESE ARE AMAZING." She cried, and fell over backwards from the sheer force of the amazingness of the muffin.

[reefsharkivist]

"Ya I know!" Derpclaw ate more muffin. He paused and looked quizzically at Flowerpaw and pineapplepaw. "Ai iz Derpclaw. Who are you?"

[nyacinth]

"Flowerpaw." Flowerpaw answered from the floor. "HELP ME I CAN'T GET UP!!" She yowled, flailing her paws in the air.

[notactive]

Pineapplepaw screamed. "AHHH! THERE'S A KILLER PINEAPPLE ATTACK COMING!" He screamed, pointing at yellow rocks which were rolling down a mountain.

[nyacinth]

Flowerpaw kept on flailing, trying to get up. She rolled over into the hole to hide from the rock 'pineapples'. "Ow." She muttered.

[reefsharkivist]

Derpclaw tugged at flowerpaw and fell over. He picked himself up. "Raaaaaaaaaawrrrrrrrrr!" Derpclaw seemed angry. "Dum gravity! Why did you make flowerpaw fall? Why did you make me fall? Why isn't that leaf-brain helping?" He started fighting with gravity. He pounced on it, but fell. "Auuuuugh! Gravity!" He looked at pineapplepaw. "Help." He gave pineapplepaw another muffin.

[notactive]

Pineapplepaw swallowed it whole, then helped them up. "WHEEEEE!" He screamed randomly. "I'M A PSYCHO KITTEH!" He screeched at the top of his lungs. He made a flock of birds fall out of the sky. "Woah." He murmured.

[reefsharkivist]

"I like narwhals." Derpclaw jumped up. "Time to go hunting!" He ran away and returned two minutes later with a box of muffins. "I caught them myself." He gave some to flowerpaw and some to pineapplepaw and kept some for himself. "La la la la la narwhals! They come from NarClan and they're just like unicorns and they give me infinite amounts of muffin! Yay!"

He threw muffins into the air like confetti. "Derp!"


Derpclaw frowned. "Ahhhhh someone help meeeeeeee! I need a mentor or else I'm never gonna be an honorary muffin narwarrior! NarClan save me from not having a mentor! Give me a mentor noooooow! I make these muffin offerings to you!" He threw some muffins into the sky.
"Please give me a mentor!" He was having a tantrum. "PLZ NARCLAN! Please!"
When he had calmed down, he looked at flowerpaw and pineapplepaw. "Will you guys be my mentor?"

[dino .]

FreakDerp runs around screaming about the muffin flavored pineapple apocalypse.

[notactive]

Pineapplepaw dropped another rock on her tail. "EAT YOUR PINEAPPLE!" He screamed.