by corn nerd » Sun Jul 15, 2012 6:22 pm
"Your mother was the ugliest sister out of the 4 of us. She was so angry that she made a device to steal are good looks. When she did this, she only got uglier, while me and my sisters git prettier. She ran off, and had a child. The child was 20x prettier than your mother and us, so your mother left you alone. No one has seen her since."