☆ metalocalypse 1x1

[butt-head.]

          
                      TOKI WARTOOTH.
          

          he frowned, crossing his arms. "they arents kid movies.." he huffed, before looking over at murderface, raising a brow. "yous wanna date skwisgaars?" toki clearly didnt get that this was all just jokes. but, surprisingly, he wasn't mad, but he felt bad for murderface.
                    "i'm sures theres more men out there fors you! hey maybes pickle would date yous, or nathans!" he smiles, grabbing skwisgaars hand and squeezing it a bit.

     
                      NATHAN EXPLOSION.
          

          "yeah, c'mon jus- wait what." he said, looking over at toki. oh, now HE'S getting thrown in the mix. he squinted a bit, looking at pickles. "..not me. but pickles would." he grinned.
                    he sat back and waited for a war to break out between the band, snickering a bit. this was a bit funny, if he was being honest. not the part where HE gets involved, though.
                    

          

[talkshow boy]

skwisgaar skwigelf

skwisgaar just laughs, silently grabbing toki's hand back. he's not too keen
on getting caught up in this. not too much, anyways. after the past
two days he's had, he's not too excited about yelling at anyone.


pickles the drummer

pickles' jaw drops open at nathan's suggestion, quickly shutting it and shaking
his head. "no no no. i know i haven't been with anyone for a while but i'm
not that desperate!" he leans forward a bit, gesturing at murderface
as if to prove a point.

william murderface

he freezes at what toki says, grumbling. "no, i don't want to date any guysh!" he
simply huffs, taking his dagger and beginning to dig it into the couch again. he was willing to
drop it by now, until he hears pickles' comment. he leans forward, pointing at pickles as he
leaves his dagger sticking into couch. "and what'sch that schupposched to mean, huh?!"

[butt-head.]

          
                      TOKI WARTOOTH.
          

          he looked over at pickled, then at murderface. "oh..i'ms confused! i thoughts you did?" he scratched his head, blinking slowly. he still hadn't caught onto the fact that this was just all mostly jokes.
                    he giggled at pickles comment, putting his hand over his mouth. this was getting pretty bad, but, it was making toki laugh.

     
                      NATHAN EXPLOSION.
          

          "murderface what's wrong with datin men, huh? you're pretty defensive right now." he laughed, looking over at pickles for a moment. "you sure? y'know you two do seem close.." he mumbled, now he was just doing all of this to start stuff.
                    "well, seems like we got two perfect relationships in the band now, huh? toki and skwisgaar...and pickles and murderface." he laughed at the last part, leaning foreword to see murderface and pickles reactions.
                    

          

[talkshow boy]

skwisgaar skwigelf

he smiles a bit as toki seemingly still hasn't caught on. he's still snickering a bit
at the scene unfolding in front of them as he starts to speak. "toki, it ams
just jokes." although, really, there's a good chance there's at least a bit
of truth to this conversation, hidden somewhere beneath all the teasing
and anger. you don't get defensive for no reason; skwisgaar would know.


pickles the drummer

pickles throws his hands up, exasperated. "i will die before i date anyone like him."
despite the nature of this whole thing, pickles is still the quietest one. other than nathan,
obviously. that isn't to say he's not yelling though; he definitely is.

william murderface

murderface simply stares at nathan and pickles before looking away from both of them, huffing.
"well, good thing i wouldn't date you anywaysh!" crossing his arms, it almost looks like he's
pouting. almost. it's not quite as childish as toki's expressions, but it's certainly. all of you guysh
shuck!"

[butt-head.]

          
                      TOKI WARTOOTH.
          

          he takes a moment to process that it was just jokes, then nods. "ohh! alright!" he spoke, staring back at the scene. now that he knew they were just joking, he laughed a bit more.
                    his leg bounced a bit, and he grabbed a piece of candy from his pocket, sneakily slipping it in his mouth. he knew pickles and nathan forbid him from eating candy for awhile, but, he didn't care. but he wasn't great at hiding it either.

     
                      NATHAN EXPLOSION.
          

          surprisingly, he didn't notice toki sneaking candy. his eyes were on pickles and murderface as he rolled his eyes, crossing his arms again. "oh come on, you two.." he spoke, it almost seemed like he was gonna apologize, until.. "..relationships shouldn't have this much fighting, you know." there it is. he decided to just drop it after that, looking over at toki and skwisgaar.
                    "so.. you two are definitely a thing? and if you two break up, it won't effect the band, right?" he asked. these were good questions, though, no one wanted to think about break ups. good, but tough questions, nathan.
                    

          

[talkshow boy]

skwisgaar skwigelf

skwisgaar jumps a bit as nathan addresses him, not expecting anyone to talk to him.
still, he nods confidently. "yeah, we ams for sures togethers. as if toki ams even
mean enough to do anything thats woulds makes us..." but still, he trails off, not
liking what nathan had just implied. he pushes the thoughts away, not wanting on
linger any of it. that can wait until tonight, when he's alone in his room.


pickles the drummer

grateful for the change of topic, he ignores nathan's previous remark, looking over
at the two scandinavians. "eh, don't worry, big guy. if they break up, what'll happen?
they end up screaming at each other every time they talk? they already did that before."
of course, if something like that did ever happen, it would surely tear up one of them.
but that's something to deal with once it comes up. waiting a few more moments, he then
holds his hand out, staring at toki like a disappointed mom. "and toki... give me the rest of
your candy. you know you're not allowed to eat any right now."

william murderface

murderface was the happiest for the change of topics, silently watching as they all talk. why
did they always have to tease him, anyways? why can't they make fun of pickles for once?

[butt-head.]

          
                      TOKI WARTOOTH.
          

          he pouted heavily, crossing his arms. "what! nooo! yous not gettin my candies, you'll has to kills me before i gives it to you!" he spoke, squinting a bit. but, the motherly stare down got to him. sighing heavily, he reached into his pocket and hands over the remaining gummies and chocolates. there was actually quite a lot in his pockets, more than two handfuls.
                    little did pickles know, toki had that massive collection of candy under his bed. or well, maybe pickles did know. who knows! "why can'ts i has candies.." he frowned, giving pickles those puppy eyes. he didn't remember what happened when he was given the free candy due to free endorsements, but, he only remembers his teeth falling out and him feeling awful. but that never stopped him.

     
                      NATHAN EXPLOSION.
          

          "well, if you two break up, i sure hope neither of you just up and quit the band, y'know.." he mumbled, looking at pickles for a moment before looking back at toki. "toki- how much candy do you have??" he asked, surprised at the amount of candy toki was able to fit in his pockets.
                    "you know you're not allowed to have candy until you can manage how much you eat." he raised a brow, and though his attention was on toki, he did glance at murderface every now and then.
                    

          

[talkshow boy]

skwisgaar skwigelf

he blinks, looking at nathan. "oh, yous just worrieds we woulds leave?
don'ts worries. we am's nots goings anywhere. especially toki. he was
torns up because he thoughts we were going to gets kicked out."


pickles the drummer

he frowns a bit, barely able to keep all the candy toki handed
over in his hands. "jesus, dude, this is insane! even for you." pickles
pauses for a moment, not sure what to do with all the candy. shrugging, he
reaches over and dumps it into a nearby trashcan. of course, toki will probably
just go out and buy more later, but still.

william murderface

murderface sniffs, scratching his nose, thinking for a moment. they DO have a concert
coming up. have they even gone over the setlist once? he grumbles something
under his breath, before finally speaking up. "hey, guysh. shouldn't we practicshe our
set for that one concshert or schomething? it'sh coming up schoon..." he wouldn't admit
that the main reason he wanted to go over it was to make sure he wouldn't mess up.

[butt-head.]

          
                      TOKI WARTOOTH.
          

          he rolled his eyes at pickles. "no it isnt! yous do the sames with alcohol!" he said, and he was right about that, but, maybe that was too much of a sensitive topic for right now.
                    he looked over at murderface, blinking for a second. he'd completely forgotten about the concert! but, he never practiced anyway, so, it wouldn't make much of a difference if he knew or not. but, he'd give practicing a try, if it would make the others happy.

     
                      NATHAN EXPLOSION.
          

          "alright..alright good." he let out a sigh of relief, looking over at murderface. "oh, yeah. we should do that, huh?" he looked at the others before slowly standing up, coughing a bit.
                    he grabbed his dethphone, texting charles about the setlist. yeah, no, he didnt even have it, or he lost it. who knows really. "yeah so, i'll get the setlist and uh. yeah. hold on-" he spoke, before standing and making his way out of the room.
          he came back with a couple of things, handing them to pickles. "this is all the stuff we need, right?" he asked, he was pretty reliant on pickles for some of this stuff, after all, he was kind of dumb.

          

[talkshow boy]

skwisgaar skwigelf

skwisgaar is happy they're finally going to start practicing. of
course, he has been doing so ever since the concert was announced,
but still. all this romance junk, trying to figure out how relationships
worked... he couldn't wrap his head around it. playing guitar, though?
that's the one thing he understood better than anything else


pickles the drummer

pickles leans over, looking at what nathan's holding. quickly
going over a checklist in his mind, he nods. "yeah, looks good.
come on, dudes, let's go." he gets up, already heading to their
practice room, waving for the others to follow.

william murderface

he lets out small breath of relief when they all agree. not only
can he make sure he can do all the songs right, but he can
fianlly relax a bit. murderface is a very high-strung person,
but playing bass is one of the few times he isn't worried about
as much. he's still worried about things, mind you; it's just
more bearable.