by AmbrosiaYoutube » Mon Jul 12, 2021 4:33 am
(And here comes everyone)
The Axolotl finished her incantation. The swirling black portal looked like a starry void. She stepped back. And a pig ran out of the portal. The pig squealed happily and ran straight to The Axolotl, who pet it.
And then, a girl followed the pig out. She looked about fourteen. She looked exactly like Enigma, only she had brown, normal human eyes, and she wore a purple headband, a yellow sweater with a smiley-face on it, blue jeans, and black sneakers. "Waddles, no! Aunt Mabel told you to stay! Bad pig!" She said. Waddles turned around and looked at the girl, then oinked. Then, Enigma came out of the portal. "Serendipity, why is there a portal in the floor... Oh. Hi, Lottie." She said, noticing The Axolotl. The Axolotl waved. "Hello, Enigma." She said. Enigma glanced at Caryn, who was still unconscious. "Uh, is Sixer okay?" She asked, pointing at Caryn. "I'm not sure." The Axolotl replied. Enigma sighed. "I think everyone else is coming." She said, glancing at the portal. Sure enough, more people arrived.
A young woman wearing a pink sweater with a shooting star on it skipped out of the portal. Her blue skirt was covered in sequins, and she had a glue stick stuck to her shoe. She had brown hair and eyes, and a pink headband. "Waddles! Come here!" She said, spotting the pig. Waddles ran over to her happily. She scooped up the pig. "Who's my wonderful wiggle guy? You are! Yes, you are!" She cooed. Enigma rolled her eyes. "Aunt Mabel, I swear, sometimes it seems like Waddles is your baby." She said. "He might as well be." The Axolotl muttered under her breath. "Hey! Be nice!" Serendipity said. Enigma pushed her twin. "Rude!" Serendipity said, almost falling down.
And then, a yellow triangle shot out of the portal. "Woooo!" He cheered. It would have been an epic entrance, if he hadn't floated to the ground and immediately tripped over a young man coming out of the portal. The young man had similar features to Mabel's. He had the same brown hair and eyes, only his hair was super messy. He wore a blue and white hat with a blue pine tree on it, an orange shirt, a blue vest, gray pants, and black sneakers. "Bill, I told you to wait until I went through the portal before you just shot out!" He chided. Bill got up from the ground. "Well, EXCUSE me, Pine Tree. The Axolotl opened a portal in the middle of our living room, you can't blame me for wanting to go through it!" He said. "Hey, Dipper! Look! God's here!" Mabel said, pointing at The Axolotl. "I know, Mabel." He grumbled.
Bill glanced over at Misty. Then he giggled. "Oh. Excuse me, I didn't know I was already here." He said, then burst out laughing. "That was not even that funny." The Axolotl sighed. "Yes. To me it was." Bill said. Dipper came and stood next to Bill. "Hey, change into your human form." He said. "You LITERALLY just told me to revert to triangle form a moment ago and now you want me to change back into human form again?" Bill sighed. "Pleeeease?" Dipper said.
Bill sighed and transformed into his human form: an extremely handsome young man with blonde hair and fair skin. He had an eyepatch over his left eye, and his right eye was yellow with a slit pupil. He wore a black shirt, pants, and boots, with a yellow vest, black gloves, black bow tie, and black top hat. "There. Human form. You happy?" He sighed. "Very happy." Dipper said. "Ugh! Get a room." Mabel muttered. "Mabel, shut up." Dipper said.
The portal was still going. Next, out came a redhead woman wearing all flannel. She looked like the kind of girl who'd punch you if you looked at her wrong. "Wendy! Come stand by meeee!" Mabel said. Wendy suppressed a giggle. "Soos is still trying to get Stan to hop through the portal. Stan said he's not coming unless he can bring his wax statue of himself." She said. The Axolotl sighed. "One sec." She said. She leaped through the portal. A moment later, she came back, dragging Stan and his wax statue. "Here." She said. "Ow! This demon girl has a REALLY strong grip!" Stan said to his statue. "Grunkle Stan, why do you love that statue so much?" Dipper sighed. Stan muttered something.
"He likes to pretend that the statue is Ford." The Axolotl explained. Everyone rolled their eyes. "What? Ford's still in Italy for another week! I need SOMEONE to talk to!" Stan said defensively. Soos came out of the portal. "Hey, dudes." He said. The Axolotl snapped her fingers, and the portal closed behind them. "Uh. Why are we here?" Enigma asked.
The Axolotl rubbed her temples. "Caryn got possessed by an ancient demon goddess known as Nerak." She said. Caryn finally stirred. She sat up and looked at her family. "Why is everyone here?" She asked. The Axolotl whirled around. "Caryn. You are VERY lucky that I didn't tell your parents what happened. They think you're still in Dimension C-13 for another week. Care to explain WHY you came to Dimension DT-752?" She said.
"Your heartbeat is just a dull thrum. Your brain's electrical impulses are futile. Your existence is nothing but a speck in the infinite cosmic matter of the Multiverse. I, on the other hand? I am a writer. A creator. I make realities and living, beings. I destroy and create as I see fit. I lay waste to cities and planets on a whim. I ruin lives and rend souls for my own amusement. I. Am. A. God. And you cannot harm me in a way that matters." -Me, on a regular basis.