Outcast 1x1 with the_kiiwii

[Piera]

"And I can't believe I'm in love with such a goody lil two shoes." Penn replied dramatically back "I bet you'd sell me out to the first superhero you see."

[the_kiiwii]

"Hey, no I wouldn't! I wouldn't rat out the person I love." he mumbled, cheeks a little pink. "I'm not that bad." Avalon insisted. "Well, as long as you don't murder a bunch of people." he added.

[Piera]

"Awww you love meee." Penn teased, pecking Avalon on the nose. "I promise I won't kill a bunch of people."

[the_kiiwii]

Avalon smiled at the kiss, despite not enjoying being teased. "You said you loved me too." he reminded. "And how many are you planning on killing? Something tells me that we have different ideas on how many a bunch involves."

[Piera]

"I don't recall ever saying such a thing. " Penn said, playing coy. "And I'd rather not tell a non villain my plans thank you. Just incase you turn to the good side."

[the_kiiwii]

Avalon sighed, "I wouldn't rat on you, I swear." Avalon tried to convince the angel. "What makes you so certain I can't be a villain either? What would I have to do to convince you I wouldn't turn against you?"

[Piera]

"I'm glad you asked. You would have to do something soooo evil that you could never do enough good stuff to make up for it. Then I might trust you.

[the_kiiwii]

Avalon was silent for a moment, "like what kind of bad things? I don't... I don't think is ant to do something that evil." the harpy muttered.

[Piera]

"Gosh, I can't even imagine what type of villain you would be. Would one of your schemes be making the trains run five minutes late?" he teased.

[the_kiiwii]

Avalon rolled his eyes, "I-im not that lame!" Avalon tried to convince him, flustered. "I-I don't have to be absolutely terrible to be a villain..." he muttered. Well I don't really have to be a villain, I can be your partner in crime! I can plan your heists and get you equipment... I just don't have to, you know... Hurt anyone...directly."