Melt your headaches|Ryden 1x1 w/ chemicalwinter

[ChemicalWinter]

"I'm texting him as we speak." Jon giggled and pulled out his phone to text Pete.

"That was so perfect." Ryan choked out and laughed. "Fall Down Boys? My Chemical Romance? What the hell?"

[throam]

"Fall Down Boys..." Brendon laughed, shaking his head a little. For the first time in awhile, they were all laughing together about something that didn't upset anyone. He realized this and looked at the milk, getting an idea.

"That was even better than earlier." Spencer admitted, looking at Jon.

[ChemicalWinter]

Jon suppressed a laugh and nodded. "Oh man my lungs are going to die. I'm gonna need to borrow Patrick's fifth lung." He said, then read the text. "Pete said lmao I don't know what that means but I think he liked it."

"She didn't even flinch! She totally just rolled with it, the poor girl." Ryan grinned ear to ear and shook his head.

[throam]

"I feel kinda bad... but then again I don't." Brendon said, picking up the glass of milk. He looked at Ryan. "How much for you to chug this whole glass?" He asked, setting it back down and pushing it towards Ryan.

Spencer smirked. "Brendon, you haven't read it you have no idea how disgusting that is." He laughed a little, but also remembered how horrible reading that story was.

[ChemicalWinter]

Ryan bit his lip and narrowed his eyes at the glass of milk. He looked to Spencer, then to Jon, then the milk. In one swift 30 seconds of bravery, he grabbed that damn glass and stared Brendon in the eyes as he chugged the whole thing. Right there and then... When he was finished, he set down the glass and wiped his mouth on his sleeve.

Jon fell out of his chair.

[throam]

Spencer and Brendon stared in shock before Brendon started clapping and laughing hysterically. "I didn't think you'd actually do it!" He said in the squeaky high-pitched voice he gets when he laughs.

Spencer took out his wallet and set a twenty dollar bill in front of Ryan. "Wow." Was all he could say.

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Ryan grabbed the money and shoved it in his pocket. "Thanks for that." He smirked, folding his arms and leaning back in his seat.

When Jon could finally breath from his mini-spasm, he climbed back into his seat and was red in the face. "That is... The most disturbing thing in context that I have ever witnessed." He gasped out breathlessly.

[throam]

Brendon continued clapping like a seal and laughing for another minute or two, then finally calmed himself. "That is something I never thought I'd see." He said, putting his arm around Ryan.

"You're welcome." Spencer said, still shocked.

[ChemicalWinter]

"I probably should not have done that." Ryan muttered under his breath and blushed. "But somebody had to do it." He said in defensive justification.

"First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes Brendon after giving Ryan milk." Jon wheezed and choked on his spit, having made two references in a row.

[throam]

"Oh we're not getting over this one easily." Spencer said, taking a drink of his water.

"So... should I read it then?" Brendon asked, looking at his friends for an answer.