Melt your headaches|Ryden 1x1 w/ chemicalwinter

[ChemicalWinter]

Jon was able to compose himself enough to continue driving. But he was breathless. He tried to continue speaking, but it just came out all jumbled and spluttery.

"Remind me why we're friends?" Ryan muttered to no one in particular.

[throam]

Brendon looked down and realized his seatbelt wasn't on. He quickly buckled himself. "Let's just forget that ever happened." He finished off his drink and crushed the can, throwing it somewhere.

"You know you love us, Ryan. Or... at least Brendon." Spencer said, then elbowed Jon's shoulder.

[ChemicalWinter]

Jon nearly gagged and wheezed so hard. "He loves Brendon's d- HAHAHA!!!" He cracked up uncontrollably.

Ryan sighed heavily and pursed his lips. "I hate you guys." He said sarcastically.

[throam]

Brendon squinted his eyes and looked around for the can he threw. When he saw it on the ground by Ryan's feet he stretched across the car to grab it, throwing it at Jon.

Spencer choked on his saliva, coughing and snorting at Jon's filthy sense of humor.

[ChemicalWinter]

Ryan groaned and stared out the window in exasperation. How did he get friends like this? No clue.

Jon was snorting and cackling. "Ow," he giggled as the can hit him in the head. He chuckled and wheezed but settled down some. "You know it's true... You know it's true."

[throam]

"But you don' need to talk about it," Brendon slurred, leaning forward in his seat.

Spencer wheezed again, "You literally just admitted it, Bren." He wiped the tears from his eyes again.

[ChemicalWinter]

Ryan gagged. "Oh jeez." He choked out.

Jon couldn't laugh anymore. He was completely out of breath. "Oh man. That's too good." He wheezed.

[throam]

Brendon realized what he did and put his face into his hands, cursing under his breath.

Spencer coughed violently, trying not to puke from the intensity of his laughing. "You guys are gonna make me throw up all over the car." He managed to say between sputters.

[ChemicalWinter]

Ryan leaned forward and whispered in Jon's ear, "Don't make me say it." He said threateningly, then slumped back in his seat.

Jon settled down and tried to contain himself. He was red all over and would snort every now and then. But he knew he'd crossed his limit for the day.

[throam]

Brendon looked up at the car roof and squinted his eyes. "Ryan are we almost there? I have to pee." He asked.