Melt your headaches|Ryden 1x1 w/ chemicalwinter

[throam]

//o did i forget to write something in, uhh i guess a 4 of hearts//

Brendon set down a jack of diamonds and grinned as he watched Ryan laugh at the self-deprecating joke.

[ChemicalWinter]

Once Ryan was able to compose himself, he set down a ten of diamonds. “Oh god. And it’s not like even a little piss, either. You pee like camel. We need a damn canoe to float outta there.”

[throam]

//camool//

Brendon bursted into laughter and hunched over in his chair, his voice getting high pitched. "Welcome to the LA river." He managed through laughing. He collected the cards.

[ChemicalWinter]

“More like LA pacific.” Ryan teased, loving the way Brendon laughed. He wished he could make Brendon laugh like this more often. “I could become a pirate in the seas of your piss. I’m sure your booty would be quite bountiful.” He winked, setting down a king of clubs.

[throam]

//I'MDYING//

Brendon wheezed and hunched over again, "Damnit, Ryan!" he said in a high pitched voice, wheezing again after. He sat up, still chuckling, and set down a 4 of spades. "Damn, captain Ryan strikes again."

[ChemicalWinter]

//I LOVE THIS//

Ryan wheezed laughing as well, setting down a 7 of clubs. “Many jems and jewels and nuggets of the nether regions.” He snorted, claiming the cards. “Yo ho!” He said in his best pirate voice and laughed.

[throam]

Brendon choked as he laughed, coughing and setting down another card, which was a queen of spades. "Ha!" He took the cards. "The revenge of Brendon Urine!"

[ChemicalWinter]

Ryan scoffed and ended up setting down a queen of clubs. “Many a Humpback and Sperm Whale in the seas of Urie.”

[throam]

Brendon set down a 2 of clubs. "The saltiest sea of 'em all." He joked.

[ChemicalWinter]

“You can say that again.” Ryan snorted, grabbing the cards and setting down a three of hearts. “Don’t forget the sea cucumbers.” He bit his tongue to suppress a giggle.