Derping Derps Continue - Invite Only

[cashew jackman]

NO DYING

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OH NO IT'S APRIL FOOLS DAY IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN JESUS WHERE IS LOKI

[Scarlip]

OMG I GOT SO CAUGHT UP IN WORK THAT I FORGOT IT'S APRIL 1ST AND OMG WHAT?

THE CHICKENS!

THE CHICKENS ARE TAKING OVER, WHAT DID I START WHEN I LET THEM INTO THIS THREAD FOR EASTER?

CHAOS AND MISCHIEF AND CHICKENS FOR EVERYONE!

THEY FORGOT ALL ABOUT DISCRETION, HUE! 8D

[ＩＮＴＥＲＦＥＣＴＯＲ]

LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE

[Scarlip]

Yes....yes, indeed. What have I done?

*looks concerned for a moment and then gets all hyper and happy and bouncy*

ISN'T IT WONDERFUL? 8D

[ＩＮＴＥＲＦＥＣＴＯＲ]

YOUR AVATAR LOOKS LIKE IT JUST MURDERED SOMEONE

JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL

[Scarlip]

YES THERE ISN'T MUCH DISCRETION LEFT IN MY AVATAR, TOO. BUT WHAT CAN YOU DO, WILD CHICKENS.

WHEEL? THE WHEEL HAS BEEN TAKEN OVER BY CHICKENS

[temporalGuardian]

[[XD I just can't.....I totally forgot about how our little group reacts to poultry now...tomatoes, anyone? These hens and roosters all look evil though, less like dirty-minded nurses and more like Loki's murderous feathered minions. Obviously I can't call them what they are (ch1ck3n5) though because otherwise it'll get corrected by our new feathered overlords.]]

[Scarlip]

Oh my goodness yes, tomatoes! And cheesepuffs! 8D
*whispers* Shhhh they actually are my minions. Har har har harrr.

[temporalGuardian]

[[This whole situation is strangely reminiscent of St. Aggies from the Guardians of GaHoole series, what with the constant "must obey poultry overlords" thing and their obsession with bird reproductive capsules and blenders. Or just the whole "must obey" thing in general. Also, one of the site maintainance workers (idk) changed their signature to have a barnyard fowl version of the Song of Angry Men from Les Miserables (at least that's what I think it's called). It's super freaky.]]
[[Edit: Does everyone see something about their username showing up in the headlines on the front page, or just me? Apparently I complained that Celozon is acting too much like a mother hen...I have no issue with it, but this whole situation is one billion percent freakier than when Minecraft server maintainance workers use Social Spy to comment on my messages to others...This feathery invasion is really fun and cool, but it's also really creepy in an awesome but mildly disturbing way.]]