Blood Gulch Sucks. >> Red vs. Blue

[LadyGalleth]

Donut

I begin to shiver as I look over at Caboose. "Yeah...yeah, untie me." I whimper as I beg, nodding my head. "Man...my everywhere hurts." I smile an Caboose's enthusiasm. "Yep... I'm a Blue now. What do I do now?"

"You take orders from me now." Church begins, turning to me as he nods for Caboose to untie me... or leave me tied up over night...it really didn't matter.

"Oh...good." I sigh. "As long as I don't die.."

[mr unlucky]

Caboose walked over to Donut, tugging hard on the rope where he had made a bow..or a knot..or whatever he considered the mess to be. It eventually untied, leaving Donut to fall to the ground. He dropped the rope on the ground as well, turning to Church and Tex.

[LadyGalleth]

Donut

"Man!" I begin, rubbing my wrists. "I have rope burn. Thanks, Caboose!" I look up at him and smile before following the Blues into the base. "So..."

"So..." Church cleared his throat. "Go ahead, Private Donut. Look around. "

I look down as I yank my dog tags up from my armor. " Private. F. Delano Donut. Team: Red." And a bunch of other basic information. I walk over to Church and hand him my tags. "What do you want to do with these?"

"Keep him." He shrugged. "We can always Blue Sharpie the Team: Red out." He looks down at them and smiles. "F. Delano Donut, huh?"

"Yes, sure." I stammer.

"I'm Leonard Church." He begins pointing at the other team members. "That's Tucker...never can remember his name. That's Allison 'Tex'. And that little chipper chipmunk is Michael J. Caboose." He introduces.

"Oh...hi, everyone." I whisper as I give a small wave.

"Want Caboose to show you around?" He asks, tossing me a drink.

"Sure."

He smiles and passes me off to Caboose.

[mandalorian]

"Lavernious." Tucker replies, not looking very happy with Church forgetting his name. "Call me Allison and I'll kill you." Tex snapped and looked at Church.

[LadyGalleth]

Church

I smile at her and simply reply, "You never let it bother you before." I spit, smirking at her. "It's your name. I'm sorry. ...Allison." I smirk again, sticking my tongue out. In sight of her attacking me, I push a chair out in front of me. The one Tucker was sitting in. "Whatcha gonna do, Tex? Huh? Kill me?"

(( OOOOOOOOH!!!!! BURN!!! ))

[mr unlucky]

Caboose watched them for a few seconds before backing his way out of the room. "Okay, let's go, Lieutenant McMuffin. I think that there is about to be blood in here. I don't like to clean blood." he said, exiting the room. He wandered around the base, introducing him to literally every part of every room. "And this is the floor of my room. It's a very nice floor, I think. And that's my wall. And my other wall. And the other wall." he said, pointing at every part as he said it.

[mandalorian]

Tex smiled. "I could kill you, or I could make you mad, Leon." She snarled. Leon was Church's nickname. Leonard = Leon. "And how will you do that?" Tucker asked, not really minding he was in the middle of this. "Oh.." Tex pulled Tucker out of his chair, then kissed him.

(( OHH SHOTS FIRED.
Church gonna get jelly and kill Tucker ))

[LadyGalleth]

(( DANG!! FUEL TO THE FIRE, FUEL TO THE FIRE!!!!! 0_0 ))

Donut

"Hi, Floor." I wave at the hard concrete and smile. "Hello, Wall." I laugh. "Thank you, Caboose. But, um... I have to ask...where's my room?" I look around the hallway. "And what do you all do around here?" I turn back to Caboose. "I really appreciate you doing this, but... I'm not sure how to be a Blue. I've never been one before. I was trained with the Reds."

Church

I smirk at her, laughing to myself. And then...it happens. She...she just... I'm boiling. And I'm sure everyone in the room could see it. I glare at her and kick the chair back into place. "I hate you," I hiss and make my way back to my room, shaking my head. Before I close the door, I stomp back down the hallway and come up to Tucker. I pick him up by his shirt and slam him against the wall. "Don't. You. EVER!" I yell as I punch him in his perverted face. And then glare over at Tex, mouthing, "I hate you," and gently bow out of the room.

Simmons

"Sir?" I ask as I trot up to Sarge, a salute on my forehead. "Have you seen Donut? I haven't seen him since this morning. Do you think something's happened to him?"

[mandalorian]

"He probably saw a spider and freaked out or something." Sarge replied. "You know Donut. When he sees a spider he freaks out. The kid hid for two weeks when he saw one in the kitchen."

Tex laughed at his rage. Tucker groaned in pain "worth it.." He slumped against the wall. Tex fingered him and followed Church. She took a deep breath, opened his door an walked in, not even notifying Church or asking if she could come in first. "Calm down. I don't love him. I was just doing it to get a reaction out of you and oh I did!" She laughed. "God, my sides hurt from laughing too much! This is probably the first time I've laughed since I had to go to Project Freelancer."

[mr unlucky]

"Uh..maybe we should ask Church where your room is!" Caboose suggested, listening to the slamming of doors and what sounded like another person hitting a wall but not commenting on it as if it happened all the time. That or he was just too dense to pick up that something was wrong. He then looked confused even though once more his expression couldn't be read under the helmet. "What do the Reds do? I bet it's the complete opposite of what we do, 'cause Red and Blue is opposite." he said.