Blood Gulch Sucks. >> Red vs. Blue

[LadyGalleth]

Church

I walk over to the two and cross my arm, looking over at Caboose. "Really?" I ask as i look back over at Donut, who waves at me. I awkwardly wave back as I think, Oh God. He's another Caboose... "So...thought about our little plan?" I ask the captive.

"What plan?" He simply asks.

" The plan about you joining our side. " I begin, growing closer to the rope. "You did tell him, Caboose?"

[mr unlucky]

(Short post, sorry! x.x)

"Yes, I told him!" Caboose said with a nod, rocking back and forth on his feet. "But he did not answer me yet." he said. "I think that he's shy about having a sleepover over here," he whispered to Church..except the 'whisper' was kind of really loud where Donut could hear.

[mandalorian]

Tex walked over. She felt exposed without her armor. She narrowed her eyes at Donut, Caboose and Church. They where all idiots. Everyone on this team was an idiot. Espescially Tucker.

[LadyGalleth]

Donut

I sigh. "It's not that I'm shy or anything..." I begin. "It's just that... I'm kind of embarrassed of myself in pjs to the point that I kind of just sleep in my armor on account of any of my team mates seeing me. So I close the door, and then I have to--"

"Shut. Up. Red!" The leader yells. "Do you ever shut up?! I mean GOD!!!! NO ONE CARES!!!" He yells at me. "No wonder your team got rid of you..."

[mr unlucky]

Caboose looked over at Tex. She was a pretty lady, but he wasn't about to say that because she was also a mean lady and she would probably hurt him and she was also quite painful when she decided to hurt people's bodies. Oh, and she was also Church's girlfriend, even though Church said she was not. So he looked away, back at Donut and Church. "Church, you sound grumpy!" he said cheerfully.

[LadyGalleth]

Church

"I am grumpy." I scowl. "And for good reason too." I say as Tex walks up, surprisingly, without her armor. Why? She never goes anywhere without armor on. Freelancer protocol or something. "Hi, Tex." I mumble. "We're trying to convince Cupcake here to dump the Reds and join our side."

[mandalorian]

"Here." Tex pulled a knife out of her jeans pocket and held it to Donuts throat "join or die. Simple." She laughed and began to move the knife, drawing a bit of blood. "Tick tock."

[LadyGalleth]

Donut

"Alright, alright!" I scream, wiggling around in the ropes. Man! How I wish I was as strong as Sarge right now! Then I can kick through this rope, and bite all of their heads off! Really! Sarge can do that! I've seen him. I shake my head as the knife comes closer to me, and Tex begins moving it around my skin, drawing blood. "ALRIGHT!!! I'LL JOIN, JUST DON'T KILL ME!!!" I whimper, and the Blue leader smirks.

"Good job, Tex." He begins, moving around to her. "I knew you could do it."

[mr unlucky]

"That was easy! Yay, Private Cupcake, you're a Blue now!" Caboose said innocently, obviously not realizing(or maybe he did and didn't realize how morbid it was?) that Tex could have easily slit Donut's throat. "Oh, should I untie him now?" he asked.

[mandalorian]

Tex twirled her knife and put it away. "Good." She stepped back and smiled at Church. "You just didnt threaten him enough."