Church
"Tex," I mumble. "TEEEEEEXXXXXXX!!!!!!!! Turn off the God forsaken light when you leave a room. How many times--" Hey...am I moving? I flutter my eyes open. I swear to God if this is another one of Caboose's cuddle sessions. "Huh?" I mumble as my eyes pop open. Aliens...aliens. In...in the...WHAT THE HELL?! I narrow my eyes. Maybe they're nice aliens. For all I know they could be whisking me away for a late night snack? This is...who am I kidding? I'm getting kidnapped, aren't I? Tucker. "Tucker! Tucker! Tex! TUCKER!" I muffle out, kicking and wiggling. I could bite him and then scramble back to my room.... but do I really want to bite that slimy hand? Eh...rather get kidnapped. Oh look. We're getting in a space ship...how nice. And we're taking off...with my mouth still taped shut by this big alien dude. Man... what the hell did Doc give me?









